Posted on 01/23/2009 8:13:57 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I suppose I may be being a bit rough of them, for sure.
I agree..
This is classic political smoke
hey.....question....last night the fever broke and I soaked the bed sweatin but when I rolled over to get outta bed.....damn...I can’t walk......my lower back feels like a knife is in me.............why?
also...in the last 3 days I’ve drank 89 gallons of water but no food....2 single mcnuggets and 1 biscuit.....
hey.....question....last night the fever broke and I soaked the bed sweatin but when I rolled over to get outta bed.....damn...I can’t walk......my lower back feels like a knife is in me.............why?
also...in the last 3 days I’ve drank 89 gallons of water but no food....2 single mcnuggets and 1 biscuit.....
Better than a 100% approval rating from NAMBLA.
Missed it. I usually turn the stream off when the shows aren't on. I'm on dial-up and it's all I can do to FReep, surf and stream all at the same time.
I can’t bear to go DUmpster Diving. I don’t have my hazmat suit on.
The Government doesn’t blink at lowering standards for other occupations to accommodate affirmative action and quotas, so it is logical that the Government will lower construction standards to reward laziness and incompetency.
Pelosi’s upset because they upped the copay for botox.
Now that would take a Messiah to pull that off.
The Ruskies want know part of Afghanistan because they already did that in the not so distant past.
The terrain makes it a high risk/low reward undertaking.
The Veterans of Foreign wars can help but that isnt one of their things.
I used to be a member.
There has to be an American Legion Post in your area.
It also is amazing that this moron has a doctorate.
BTW....
Q: What did President Obama say upon learning of the missile strike in Pakistan?
A: Oops.
If you drank all that water and didn’t pee it out, you might want to check you kidneys. That could also explain your lower back pain.
I’m not a doctor and I didn’t stay at any hotels/motels lately so the suggestion is worth what you paid for it.
Hope you feel better soon.
Gillibrand is pro choice, isnt that code for the same thing?
OMG...your still sick and having troubles? Have you had a good day this last year at all?
It might be your body is trying to readjust to not having the virus, and if you haven’t done much in the last couple of days, your back it gonna feel stiff as a board.
If you can, try to loosen up the back by using your legs and raising your knees up while flat, that will stretch out the back.
As far as food. Lots of soup and warm stuff, in moderation should keep you on the road to recovery.
And no, I did not stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!!!!!
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