Posted on 01/19/2009 8:21:33 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Anyone listening to Laura/ Funny today
How ya doin this mornin?
It just gets worse, doesn't it?
Cards played great yesterday.
Be a good game between the Cards and the Steelers; I’m lookin’ forward to it (though I’m a Steelers fan)
Laura seems to find the Obama celebrations revolting. And while concurring with that sentiment, I do see a bright side. At least the leftists are saluting the American flag instead of trampling on it, or burning it.
They will have boxes where we can put in “thank-you” cards and letters that will be given to the President. Lee Greenwood will sing together with the Gatlin Brothers and Rodney Atkins.
thank ya !
Rush is going to be sooooo pumped today. He was at Heinz Field yesterday for the Steeler Game:). At least for the next two weeks the MahaRushie can pepper the show w/football talk (coronation, what coronation?)
I’m reading “The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich” in preparation of the next four years - you’d be surprised in just four pages I had found two similarities between 0-bama and Hitler, that just added to my list. Now with all this media fawning over him...it’s too much.
we gotta get tougher to beat the Stillers
I really don’t see much saluting the flag — only saluting Barry
You gots Email. =)
I’d rather all he talked about was football. I haven’t had my television on any sort of channel covering the coronation of Hitler’s second coming ... I have no idea what is going on, nor do I care.
That’s a fascinating book- though I haven’t read it in many years- it’s a good idea. By the time you’re through I bet there will be more turned-down pages than not!
History...cycles...doomed..
Sounds like a great opportunity. I’m jealous.
I’m hoping that history will be kind to GWB. Like all of us, he has his faults, but as I’ve said before, the fact that there hasn’t been another 9/11 is enough for me to be appreciative and grateful to him. I don’t think Obambi has any idea what awaits him.
Well...all in all I’ll be happy whomever wins. It’d be great to see the “original” football team win its first Superbowl!
Yes, it does get worse. I can’t even get a reprieve from FOX. Megan Kelly is getting on my last nerve. She’s replacing Couric in the perky dept. “Oh look, who is that Tom Hanks?” and on and on yesterday and this morning. I realize they are impartial but she over does it with glee.
The NY Post the other day always has anti lib cartoons. They had a Bush bashing one..a fmaily cheering with a bush monkey face on the TV. They are also having Barry pull out pages for the last few days. I also live in liberal land so I’m really peed off.
just saw it....ain’t that the truth
Lucky you. Have a fantastic time.
Save us from what??? What do these stupid people think this inexperienced empty suit is going to do??? I don't get it.
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