There's nothing funny to see here.
Perhaps if President Bush’s skin was a little darker his flaws wouldn’t have been so obvious.
Obama and the breathalyzer, not funny? Cuz I'm pretty sure if it was Sarah Palin it would've been played nonstop.
Obama grandmother trying to bring a spear onto a plane, not funny?
His baby's mama's mama moving into the White House, not funny?
I refuse to watch one of the smug, arrogant prime liberals, Letterman, who bashes Bush every night. Letterman is in the tank for the Liberal God and will never joke about Zero. He prefers to trash Bush, Cheney, McCain, and Palin. Even though the election is long over, Letterman still slams Palin.
He’ll supply the material as he goes along. Governing isn’t the same as campaigning. Although with his fawning press, it might look the same.
It's much easier to bash a fair victim like Palin, who is just a white Conservative Christian woman... or even more "fun", bashing a 18 year old girl. Pathetic state of our "culture".
They can’t figure out what’s funny about him? His fence sitting, rhthym of his speech, chuckling at his own jokes no one gets, big dumbo ears, Uhh uhhh uh-uh, how his cabinet choices are all finding themselves having to explain corruption allegations..... plus his constant reminders to people that he is black same way as Kerry coudn’t stop reminding people he was in Vietnam...
"President Bush is a moron!"
"Can you believe Katrina?? And the man did nothing!"
"Hoo-boy, that Dick Cheney, huh?"
Now, that's 3 jokes right there and in front of the right audience, those can each get enormous laughs. But a comedian who makes a living with zingers like those may have a hard time if called upon to actually demonstrate wit.
Why not run a list of his campaign promises followed by their retractions? That would be funny and informative.
His amazingly huge ears. C’mon, I smile everytime I see him trying to look important and serious.
People rush to his side during thunderstorms for Pete’s sake!
Maybe we should help them by making a list.
1. His ego.
He created a faux “presidential seal” while he was running for president. When he won the election he put a sign saying “Office of the President-Elect” on the front of his podium.
He thinks there are 57 states.
There's nothing funny to see here.
Obama could pimp out the presidential motorcade with purple metal flake paint and spinners, and the liberal media wouldn’t think it was funny. They’d just congratulate him on his superb taste.
Maybe it is not respect. Maybe they remember how his staff jumped all over stations who dared to plan to run certain ads.
Maybe it’s fear that keeps him joke-free.
He has really big EARS,
and he is black, so people probably will say things behind his back (which he can hear with his BIG EARS)
his wife is built like a man,
and she is a rich bitch,
she looks like Aunt Ester from Sanford and Son
I think his oldest daughter is pregnant (wait, she is off limits too)
he has a rumored history of smoking crack with male prostitutes
maybe immigrant comics will tell the jokes that American comics refuse to tell
Translation—We attack politicians for political reasons; the laughs are completely incidental. However, we’ve got a real problem now because our guy won.
- He can't speak without a teleprompter
- He can't seem to kick his smoking habit (I sympathize with him here)
- One-third of his friends are terrorists
- His supporters think he is God
- He spent all of his time in the Senate running for President
- One-third of his friends are corrupt politicians
- Um, Reverend Wright? 20 years? Couldn't be anything funny in there, could there?
- Any and all jokes that could be made at the expense of any other generic liberal
- He has no real-world accomplishments
- One-third of his friends are corrupt businessmen
- True or not, his wife can easily be characterized as an America-hater based on her own words
- The whole Chicago political scene is a goldmine for any comedian who bothers to look
those 57 states....
That sure is a big elephant sitting over there in the corner. Oh sorry, didn’t know we were supposed to pretend he’s invisible.