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Roland Burris Has Already Constructed His Terrifying Death Chamber
http://flickr.com/photos/southbound_07/2750018934/ ^ | Tuesday, December 30, 2008 | wonkette

Posted on 12/30/2008 2:47:07 PM PST by BillyBoy

Tuesday, December 30, 2008
wonkette.com

OH SO HE'S A PSYCHOPATH

Roland Burris Has Already Constructed His Terrifying Death Chamber

Wonkette grave-robbing operative “Vasyl” sends us this hilarious bit of information about your would-be new junior Senator from Illinois, Roland “Don’t Lynch Me” Burris: “Just so you know, that nice old black man who is set to become the next US Senator from Illinois is well prepared. He has already built a tombstone — actually, more of a monument — with all his accomplishments listed on it. Planning ahead, he has left extra space for additional accomplishments.

Also, Roland Burris’s children? They’re named Roland II and Rolanda. No joke.” HMM… It appears that there is much to learn about this so-called “Roland Burris.” [Flickr]


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Illinois
KEYWORDS: blagojevich; bleepgate; burris; delusionsofgrandeur; obama; obamatransitionfile
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Some freepers have been googling Roland Burris and asking about this little tidbit. Yes, this is his tomb. Yes, he is still alive. Our Junior Senator designate Roland Burris has had a mausoleum already built dedicated to himself, with space available to fill in future "accomplishments"

Maybe this is Blago's way of appealing to one of the most important RAT constituencies: the cemetery votes.

1 posted on 12/30/2008 2:47:07 PM PST by BillyBoy
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To: BillyBoy

Well, modesty is not one of his strong points....


2 posted on 12/30/2008 2:50:50 PM PST by ScreamingFist (Annihilation - The result of underestimating your enemies. NRA)
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To: BillyBoy

If government was not such a serious business these clowns would be funny.


3 posted on 12/30/2008 2:51:08 PM PST by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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To: BillyBoy

That’s planning ahead. I like it.


4 posted on 12/30/2008 2:53:00 PM PST by Seven plus One
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To: BillyBoy

He must have paid for that before he realized wikipedia could post all his accomplishments for free.


5 posted on 12/30/2008 2:54:06 PM PST by OCC
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To: BillyBoy
Looks like he's a survivalist. He's even got a bug out plan for death!

Seriously, though, that ain't half as grand as some of our "burial chambers" in south Louisiana. :)

6 posted on 12/30/2008 2:55:03 PM PST by Texas_shutterbug
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To: BillyBoy

I hope his plane doesn’t crash over the middle of Lake Michigan and all his prep will be for naught


7 posted on 12/30/2008 2:56:12 PM PST by bert (K.E. N.P. +12 . Save America......... put out lots of wafarin (it's working))
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To: Seven plus One
"That’s planning ahead. I like it."

Haha Great design. The bereaved can sit and ponder how much dough he spent for that monument while sheltered from the rain.

What a guy. :)

8 posted on 12/30/2008 2:56:28 PM PST by Texas_shutterbug
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To: BillyBoy
Maybe this is Blago's way of appealing to one of the most important RAT constituencies: the cemetery votes.

If theyre gonna vote, they need a polling place. Thats no cemetery, it's a precinct.

9 posted on 12/30/2008 2:56:28 PM PST by Seven plus One
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To: BillyBoy

The guy is a whack job, like everyone else that has crawled out of Obammy’s circle.


10 posted on 12/30/2008 3:01:52 PM PST by PistolPaknMama (Al-Queda can recruit on college campuses but the US military can't! --FReeper airborne)
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To: bert

Maybe Roland can pose in front of his own tomb for photo ops before he leaves for D.C. ;-)


11 posted on 12/30/2008 3:04:09 PM PST by BillyBoy (Impeach Obama? Yes We Can!)
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To: xsmommy; NeoCaveman

reading that glorified tombstone he built for himself tells me all I need to know about the man.


12 posted on 12/30/2008 3:04:24 PM PST by tioga (Rejoice, our Savior is born.)
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To: PistolPaknMama

this morning I read that he was a Boy Scout and I thought...all right, that sounds good. this afternoon.....he is a total whacker....is it the water in Chicago or what?


13 posted on 12/30/2008 3:06:28 PM PST by tioga (Rejoice, our Savior is born.)
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To: BillyBoy

Our Founding Fathers had to make do with simple headstones. Thomas Jefferson’s simply states that he wrote the Declaration of Independence and founded the University of Virginia. There is no mention of his being the third President of the United states or the first Secretary of State, or that he founded the Library of Congress.
Perhaps Mr Burris is worried that when the time comes for a monument to be raised to him, people may not think that he deserves one.


14 posted on 12/30/2008 3:07:48 PM PST by jmcenanly
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To: BillyBoy

Maybe he thinks he is a Pharoh.


15 posted on 12/30/2008 3:08:08 PM PST by tiki (True Christians will not deliberately slander or misrepresent others or their beliefs)
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To: tioga

His monument to himself will pale in comparison to what he will do with the taxpayers money.

16 posted on 12/30/2008 3:08:16 PM PST by Loud Mime (Things were better when cigarette companies could advertise and lawyers could not....LM)
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To: BillyBoy

can anybody photoshop a toilet on that full view?


17 posted on 12/30/2008 3:09:36 PM PST by Loud Mime (Things were better when cigarette companies could advertise and lawyers could not....LM)
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To: jmcenanly
there isn't even a cross on that monstrosity to indicate he believes in God....nothing, nada, zip.
18 posted on 12/30/2008 3:09:38 PM PST by tioga (Rejoice, our Savior is born.)
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To: BillyBoy
He may have undertakers funeral directors in his family.

It was one profession Blacks couldn't be locked out of and sooner or later you meet everybody in that line of work, so some prominent African-American political families (the Fords of Tennesee, for example) have a funeral home somewhere in the family.

It's the same way with other ethnic groups involved in urban politics.

19 posted on 12/30/2008 3:10:40 PM PST by x
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To: Loud Mime

there is already a thread that the senate dems will refuse to seat him.......he better not have U.S. Senator engraved on there too soon.


20 posted on 12/30/2008 3:11:21 PM PST by tioga (Rejoice, our Savior is born.)
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