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1 posted on 12/22/2008 11:18:02 AM PST by chordmaster
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Proper name would be ‘Festivus Shaft’.


2 posted on 12/22/2008 11:19:48 AM PST by devistate one four (Impatiently waiting for the next tea party! Tet '68)
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time for the Airing of Grievances...


3 posted on 12/22/2008 11:20:17 AM PST by Zeppelin (Keep on FReepin' on...)
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Remember serenity now, insanity later!!


4 posted on 12/22/2008 11:20:29 AM PST by Dr. Ursus
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5 posted on 12/22/2008 11:21:03 AM PST by Smedley (It's a sad day for American capitalism when a man can't fly a midget on a kite over Central Park)
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The square now boasts, along with the pole, a set of kinara Kwanzaa candles, an oversized bronze Menorah, a Ramadan prayer rug, a large World Aids Day ribbon, an Esperanto plaque commemorating Zamenhof Day, A Finnish Independence Day flag and an x-mas tree.

Once again, everything but a Christian symbol.

7 posted on 12/22/2008 11:22:41 AM PST by raybbr (It's going to get a lot worse now that the anchor babies are voting!)
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Attach a tether ball to it and it might become useful.


8 posted on 12/22/2008 11:22:51 AM PST by linn37
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WOW! People are truly loosing there marbles!

Will they be resurrecting the Comic Book Super heros next?
THOR
CAPTAIN AMERICA

What a bunch of Jugheads!


9 posted on 12/22/2008 11:22:52 AM PST by TaraP (The RAPTURE: Seperation of Church and State)
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Well, if festivus is going to become a national holiday I'm looking forward to the feats of strength when the population gets to get the president, congress and senate into a collective headlock and pin them to the floor. And then we can start airing our grievances on how they've let us down over the last year...of course doing so is going to take at least a year to complete the list.
10 posted on 12/22/2008 11:23:12 AM PST by highlander_UW (The only difference between the MSM and the DNC is the MSM sells ad space in their propaganda)
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NEW HAVEN, CT

What I've come to expect from Sanctuary City

11 posted on 12/22/2008 11:23:46 AM PST by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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Noticed in the article, the last display mentioned is an “x-mas” tree. No manger, no mention of Christ or Christmas.

I think I’d like to tell New Haven where they can put their Festivus pole.


12 posted on 12/22/2008 11:23:56 AM PST by SueRae
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...the diverse traditions of the holiday season...

One must wonder what those diverse traditions are and exactly what holiday is referred to. Could it be, perchance, MLK's birthday, the 4th of July, New Year's Day, or surely not the birth of our Savior.

Diverse could mean perverse, as in homosexuals and their traditions handed down by satan.

New Haven, unfortunately, has slid into a sewer over the past 25 years and is today a valueless metro area.

For those poor souls who celebrate Christmas I would first of all not buy anything in New Haven and secondly I would plan to get the 'hell' out of that hole.

13 posted on 12/22/2008 11:24:29 AM PST by IbJensen (MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! Next year: famine and communism!)
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Obama Says A Baby Is A Punishment

Obama: “If they make a mistake, I don’t want them punished with a baby.”

16 posted on 12/22/2008 11:26:38 AM PST by narses (http://www.theobamadisaster.com/)
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Here's the shaft and shouldn't this have been posted under 'humor?'

17 posted on 12/22/2008 11:26:40 AM PST by IbJensen (MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! Next year: famine and communism!)
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I think if both coasts fell into the ocean our country would be a much better place.

SARCASM (Partial anyway)


18 posted on 12/22/2008 11:26:42 AM PST by rlferny
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The square now boasts, along with the pole, a set of kinara Kwanzaa candles, an oversized bronze Menorah, a Ramadan prayer rug, a large World Aids Day ribbon, an Esperanto plaque commemorating Zamenhof Day, A Finnish Independence Day flag and an x-mas tree.

You do hate New Haven, don't you.

Well, if the city did think of such a thing they belong in the tank.

21 posted on 12/22/2008 11:28:45 AM PST by IbJensen (MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! Next year: famine and communism!)
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Sometimes I think the best humor goes right over some people’s heads.


27 posted on 12/22/2008 11:32:39 AM PST by Jaxter (Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum)
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This should make the worshippers of BAAL happy....

Soon women may flock to the festivus pole to have their babies aborted.


28 posted on 12/22/2008 11:33:13 AM PST by tomnbeverly ("In the hour of darkness and peril and need, the people will waken to listen and hear.....)
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Thanks for the laugh this morning, where even though it is 10:30 a.m., the sun has not yet peeked over the horizon.

In all seriousness, though, a fair amount of the humor in “Seinfeld” came from mocking liberal icons. The boy in the bubble is an obnoxious snot; gay thugs harass Kramer; recycling goes awry as the guys bring cans to Michigan; volunteerism turns into looting a loud curmudgeon for his records - not to mention a hot woman from Senegal and bald heads; and the main characters are typical New York liberals portrayed as aimless, amoral, listless, and ignorant.

The Festivus holiday mocks the liberal attitude that all holidays around Christmas are supposed to be held with equal reverence. Those of us who are New Yorkers (originally) grew up with Christmas portrayed equally with a minor Jewish festival, Hannukah, and, in later years, the utterly make-believe holiday of Kwanzaa. Festivus has a lot of Kwanzaa in it, especially with the addressing of grievances and the fact that one guy invented it because he was annoyed.

Great link to a great humor newspaper. Hope it isn’t blocked at work.


31 posted on 12/22/2008 11:36:51 AM PST by redpoll
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City installs Festivus pole

"I don't like it. No sir, I don't like it one bit."

37 posted on 12/22/2008 11:43:16 AM PST by Ken H
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Whereas Festivus doesn't really exist, has not the city gubermint established a religion?
40 posted on 12/22/2008 11:46:44 AM PST by NonValueAdded (once you get to really know people, there are always better reasons than [race] for despising them.)
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