Being from IL I like the Blago-Nike Deal 'news' article.
The agreement, rumored to be valued as high as an appeals court appointment, is valid as long as Blagojevich avoids prison, where Nike products are banned by Illinois law. The contract is also reported to contain escalator clauses that allows bonus payments for any public trials or impeachment.That's pretty funny, because it could almost be true. ....
The “City” must get their ideas from Seinfeld shows. How clever.
Now, sit on it and rotate. . . . .
so is Festivus our new mandatory religion?