Posted on 12/15/2008 12:36:39 PM PST by chordmaster
WASHINGTON, DC - The Department of Education today announced a new program to raise awareness of racial diversity among students. The program, Rap As A Second Language, translates rap music into a form understandable to students from all socio-econimic backgrounds. The Department released this training video, which is targeted for suburban students...
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Why don’t they name it Ghetto Language. Obama will support his people won’t he.
Randy: Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy: Oh, good.
Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!
“You realize this a joke, dont you”?
...yeah. I get it. Should have included “~sarc” with my entry.
Problem is, given the leftist culture and the new adminstration, this might well have been for real. It’s tough to tell today!
Rap for nerds. Very funny video. Very funny indeed.
It's alright, steweardess, I speak jive.
Did you hear the sad news from the North Pole?
Mrs. Santa has filed for divorce.
She finally discovered that, for all these years now, whenever Santa was saying "Ho! Ho! Ho!" to her, he was actually speaking in Ebonics.
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