Posted on 12/09/2008 7:13:26 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Hey, she gets to plug her book, Zicam gets an unsolicited endoresment and Rush gets to charge for another ‘live commercial.’ It’s America, baby!
};^)
I was wondering how you'd handle that contingency. I was thinking a pair of bathing trunks and a life vest. I like yours better.
I guess Rush wanted to toy with him a little.
Me thinks this was set up like he's done before.
Gotta love capitalism.
So, Rush is talking about ZIcam and beavers today? With all that is going on?
Auto Bailout will be unveiled tomorrow.
Blago news will provide a nice smokescreen.
aawww, cute... beavers are such interesting creatures, the way they do things.
re: Obama’s senate seat - they can’t sneak in Valerie Jarrett or Emil Jones via Blago. Which is why they’re breaking the rules and calling for a special election to have Jesse Jr. run for Senate and put Jarrett or Jones into his House seat.
I’m still pissed at what was done to Jack Ryan and Alan Keyes.
A serious investigation of Rezko would have to highlight Auchi, Oil for Food, and Saddam.
(cue corny soap opera organ music)
Does Fitzi have the brass to put the law above political aspirations and go full tilt at Chicago corruption??
How far will Obama, unions, and democrats go in tearing the country down to implement socialism??
Will the media ever see beyond the tip of their nose and report the truth??
Will Blago have the testicular fortitude (his words) to come clean on the true depth of Chicago corruption??
Will Durbin ever make it to the Emerald City so the wizard can give him a brain??
These and many other questions await the next episode of “As the marxist turns”.
I’m with Rush, this is a soap opera but I can’t laugh.
I guess all the world is a stage.
“Cough...cough...cough....damnit...”
LOL
He talked about Blago most of the show.
He’s been mostly talking about Blagojevich.
The other was a Ziscam commercial.
LOL!
You’re right, it’s not funny. But we have to let off some steam over it.
even the cliche’ “ all the world is a stage “
.seems to now be “ all the world is a bank “
That’s exactly how my dad coughs and sneezes.
*cough*cough*dammit!
a-choo!*dammit!
John Facenda
who BTW never watched a pro football game...he just read his pieces.
John “Voice of God” Facenda
Ding ding we have a winner...and I knew it’d be you.
:-)
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