The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Tuesday, December 9, 2008

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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[pollywog]

That was the FUNNIEST story about the beavers!! Sorry Rush can’t laugh about that one!

Yessiere! Those Beavers are true conservatives !!

[Clint N. Suhks]

I still can't believe the Iddy Biddy Birdies are going to go to the playoffs and the Skins ain't. Oh well, at least I can cheer for Kurt Warner...

[advertising guy]

looks like we are sittin some and Matt Lienert is pitchin now.

[AliVeritas]

No, I think the coke comes first.

Pinging Larry Sinclair.

(I hope he’s still breathing)

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

Yes, she was monitoring the displaced Israeli’s mob a Palestinian neighborhood.

[Roccus]

To me it sounded like Obama wanted to put it up for auction but Blago wouldn’t give up the payoff for the seat.

Good reason for Fitz to jump in when he did. Not gonna want BHO's voice showin' up on them tapes!

[AliVeritas]

True that.

[Fawn]

I can’t even imagine all the coverups that must be going on with this character Zero.

[acsrp38]

Don’t they care about the environment.

REHABILITATE BEAVERS!!

Maybe the govment can build dams for the beavers to save the trees

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

Yep, I’ll let her up top a little at a time. She needs to get used to ma and the inside of the boat first - sorta get an understanding of what I’ll put up with and what I won’t.

I got a dip net in preparation for her going topside.

[CottonBall]

I got a dip net in preparation for her going topside.

You're a good dad.

[Fudd Fan]

Beavers? Don't tell Pasquinel!!

[Clint N. Suhks]

I think this Zicam caller is HOOEY!

[rightwingintelligentsia]

I knew she would try to plug her book, as well as Zicam.

[advertising guy]

was givin the city some bidnizz , missed it

[Canedawg]

“No, I think the coke comes first.”
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I’m sooo out of the loop.

:-

[Fawn]

Now i’m listening to the next radio show (Joyce Kaufman) who is bashing what OReilly says....lol.

[Eagle of Liberty]

This caller called about the “We support the workers, but not the Union Bosses” line.

I would have said, “Congratulations. You got my point.”

[American Quilter]

This teamster caller needs a logic course. He wants to know what the difference is between “I support the troops, but not the war”, and “I support the workers, but not the unions.”

[rightwingintelligentsia]