The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Tuesday, December 9, 2008

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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[Fawn]

Clint....do you still hunt?

[AliVeritas]

Maybe they’ll hold the seat for Obama to come back to.

(cough)

Now we have to play off Blago against Rezko.

re: Durbin

Anyone notice how quiet Durbin was during the whole run?
There were many reasons.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Can IL’s political waters get any muddier?

[Eagle of Liberty]

Ferrets! What sweet faces. (Deceptively sweet, I think?)

Just like most other animals, depends on how you train them. One of mine that I had years ago would sit around my neck while I walked around the house. I had the one trained really well. Compare that to one that I didn't have time to train very well, she tore up my carpet.

[Eagle of Liberty]

I’ll trade you all the prostate and colon blow commercials they play on WMAL for all your Roberts Jewelers commercials.

Okay. LOL!

[AliVeritas]

Speaking of Plame.

This would be a good time to note Kristof was at Joe’s house for a BBQ that Saturday, hence the column.

Then mention Kristof’s piece re: Obama Man of the World when he recited the call to prayer in perfect Arabic.

Nevermind, not gonna happen.

[Eagle of Liberty]

They ruined rainbows for me....I used to like rainbows. How dare the gays steal the rainbow.

Ditto.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Yes, of course. But only ducks, geese and doves.

I love all animals, especially the delicious ones.

[CottonBall]

Passive aggressive fruits.

LOL!

[AliVeritas]

To me it sounded like Obama wanted to put it up for auction but Blago wouldn’t give up the payoff for the seat.

But that’s just my twisted thinking.

[advertising guy]

I did not know til a few weeks ago that rainbows are actualy a circle.....saw those rainbow pics on Art Bell’s Coast to Coast site

[Eagle of Liberty]

Don’t they bite? They’re like a cross between a snake and a rat.

Some bite, but again, training. When they are young, you flick them on the front of the nose when they try to bite. Soon, no more biting. Although, one of mine did bite a lady that I dated a few times. Seems my ferret was a good judge of character. LOL!

[AliVeritas]

We don’t want nobody nobody sent.

Right?

[advertising guy]

yard bird is still the best !

[Fawn]

[Eagle of Liberty]

To me it sounded like Obama wanted to put it up for auction but Blago wouldn’t give up the payoff for the seat.

Sounds like a good assessment.

[acsrp38]

True.

But my hope is that some pub somewhere, somehow, someway, might actually ask a real question in confirmation hearings.

Watch out for the one who don’t have to be asked any questions under oath

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Those dam beavers.

[acsrp38]

sounds logical to me too.

[advertising guy]

beavers been saving the planet since Eve.