Posted on 12/09/2008 7:13:26 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Is tomorrow the symbolism over substance Sodomite protest day?
I’m holding my breath every day.....it’s slowed down so much where I work....
Amen. Notice how a lot of the folks thrown under the bus are now working for him, crickets.
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I still say it would be nice for him to ‘get around’ to properly giving his grandmother the family memorial service. It’s a damn shame when former employees have a service first and all you can do is send a letter and flowers... the woman that raised him.
This guy has no soul, he’s a monster.
How do they determine who gets what perch? First come. first serve?
“Call in Gay Day” I think.
I hope you are right about that!
Was wondering the same thing —
Oh, Obama was involved alright. He preached and lied about ethics, he didn’t pass ethics reform, he’s not about ethics... he’s about power at any price.
Everyone, even Kass (who’s backtracked), say they were corrupt but he stayed away, and only dealt with them when he had to (professional). That’s BS. This is thicker than the hired truck scandal.
For the life of me, I don’t understand how the Iraq deals didn’t come out during the run either.
They are gorgeous! But then I’m sure they know it.
who isn’t??
anybody who is anybody...
Nah, not if Chrissy Matthews can help it.
Not XYZ.....but BHO, Rush.
Can’t help but think that zer0 got a heads-up of what was coming and that’s why he resigned from the Senate when he did.
Are you partial to persians?
Just think, they didn’t know about Alexi Giannoulias, Broadway Bank, the union poker party deals, the teacher’s retirement fund and Illinois Health scandals, etc. either.
Obama’s all in it; All the players are linked to him and some going to the hill.
Aww, thanks. They are my babies. But actually, they love to roll in the dirt and get food on their faces and despise the evil brush, so they’re not too concerned with their looks.
Hiya Biggirl.
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