Posted on 12/09/2008 7:13:26 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I guess all the beauty salons, flower shops, and interior decorators will be closed . . .
OH NO!!! I have a “holiday” party tomorrow evening, and we might not have any waiters!
Here in Western PA, our station WPGB had a great mashed-up commercial of Quinn and Rose, Glenn Beck, Rush and Hannity all saying “uh...uh..uh...change..uh..hope..uh”. Everytime I hear I crack up.
I love our local talk station. It will be sad when they have to go the way of Kenny G and cooking shows come next year...
They are cute!
I don’t think that many guys have that quality. I also find it extremely endearing.
I can’t stay mad at my husband for anything when I find him talking to or carrying one of the cats around. I fall in love with him all over again then.
Ferrets! What sweet faces. (Deceptively sweet, I think?)
Taking a page from the Mexicans I see.
One day, I’m going to call in “White, straight, conservative female” and see how long I continue to be employed.
I’ll trade you all the prostate and colon blow commercials
they play on WMAL for all your Roberts Jewelers commercials.
They ruined rainbows for me....I used to like rainbows. How dare the gays steal the rainbow.
Which state is the most corrupt??
Michigan, New Jersey, Louisiana, or Illinois?????
It’s the hair. The toupe look is coming back in style, doncha know.
Maybe for retribution, we should hold a “Day without a Straight” day. I am SO sick of the militant gay movement.
Our local hysterical talk show guy pointed out we won’t be seeing our weathermen on the TV tomorrow.
Don’t they bite? They’re like a cross between a snake and a rat.
EVERYDAY would be fine by me...
Fight the H8 with love?
By taking the day off from work? Passive aggressive fruits.
what will they do- have gay sex in a car and do coke?
re: Ryan
Smooth how Axelrod used his old Tribune links to get that divorce file unsealed too... wasn’t like it was the only time.
Is that a paid day off?
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