(12/8)
GOOD LUCK with your NEW BOOK!
(12/30)
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But, PLEASE tell us, Ann --
how the HECK did you break your jaw?
Posted on 12/08/2008 4:58:44 AM PST by RonDog
The lefties are going NUTS with this story, as you can see from a Google search for:"Ann Coulter" jaw wired
And maybe even some fun images -- like pictures of puppies, kittens or little kids. And, of course, birthday cakes, candles -- and balloons!Anything that you think might make Ann smile, or laugh -- and cheer her up!You also might want to post photos here that show what is RIGHT with America. Like President Reagan. Our soldiers in Iraq. Or Sarah Palin. (And Piper.)
Let's help her to forget (for a while) the aggravation of recently breaking her jaw, if she did -- and the inconvenience of having it wired shut, as has been widely reported.
Posting PHOTOS of Ann here, of course, is always a good idea -- as is posting your favorite quotes from her books and articles.Ann lurks here.Or your thoughts about her upcoming book.
And, since apparently no one (except Ann herself) seems to know what exactly DID happen with her jaw, why not post here what YOU think really happened -- or SHOULD have.
How SHOULD Ann have broken her jaw -- if she really did -- in a perfect world?
Since it is hard to imagine our Ann as being the typical liberal "victim"-type, for example, you might conjecture that this COULD NOT have been an "accident."
Ann must have done this ON PURPOSE -- perhaps "taking one for the team." You know, sort of like a Secret Service agent jumping in front of a bullet, to protect the President, Ann must have ALLOWED her jaw to be broken -- so that someone ELSE wouldn't get hurt.
Or, something like that.
And, it WOULD be fun to think of Ann as a SUPER HERO -- right?
So, why not post something creative -- but POSITIVE -- about how YOU think that she REALLY broke her jaw. :o)
So, let's show Ann how much FReepers really appreciate her!
Happy birthday, Ann - you’re the best!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEAUTIFUL!
Ann lurks here.Ann has been a FRiend of this forum for a LONG time. :o)
And she has supported Free Republic from the BEGINNING.
Happy Birthday Ann and thank you for taking the battle to the Libs, their heads are exploding! You may be temporarily incapacitated to speak but by golly you can sure WRITE—they forgot that part! LOL!
Been shootin’ your .22 off the porch lately??
Happy Birthday..get well soon and will you marry m..opps already married!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for saying ALL THE THINGS we wish we had the courage to say!
God bless you!
I think it was just the monumental effort she’s made trying to refute every stupid thing liberals have done and the lies they’ve told. Her jaw just couldn’t take the stress anymore and spun a bearing.
Happy Birthday, Ann!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANN. IS THIS NUMBER 21? SURE LOOKS LIKE IT!
Happy Birthday, Ann. Keep up the good work!
Happy Birthday Ann(”Baberaham Lincoln”).
Happy Birthday Coulter. /salute
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Happy Birthday:Mary Queen of Scots, Jean Sibelius, Horatio Walpole, Eli Whitney, James Thurber, Sammy Davis Jr., David Carradine, Jim Morrison, Sir James Galway, Gregg Allman, Ann Coulter, Teri Hatcher.
Wishing you a very Happy Birthday, Ann. I am a huge fan, and I’m a girl, so it’s your brains I’m talking about here :)
Happy Birthday Ann! And my sincere good wishes for a complete recovery. Nobody says it better than you (wishing I had half of your quick wit :-)
Happy
birthday!!!!
“Like a Fine Wine.....”
And we wish you many more years of being 'GUILTY' (and effective at lampooning and tweaking the Libtards)!
Happy Birthday Annie!!!! You are such a babe.
Happy birthday Ann. Keep driving the Libards even more insane than they already are.
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