Posted on 12/02/2008 9:08:28 AM PST by EveningStar
MUMBAI - Ajmal Amir Kasab, the sole surviving member of the 10-man team of Pakistani gunmen that left hundreds dead or wounded after a bloody three day rampage in Mumbai, today blamed the mayhem on an "email mixup" that left him and his colleagues unaware that Barack Obama had won election as President of the United States.
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"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
Better note that this is “satire”. I can see people taking this seriously!
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
LOL!
Thanks ... I was wondering ... .
Then again they called him a negro servant is a derogatory way. They need affirmative action. LOL!
MSNBC-genius Alex Witt now breathing a calming sigh, "Oh thank goodness! It was all because of a boo boo, what a relief."
Great job once again, IowaHawk!!
Too funny! I’m glad I’m alone in the office; I can laugh out loud.
I was just getting ready to post this!
BTTT
They always do with Iowahawk articles. And they don't notice the "Political Humor/Cartoons" and "satire" tags. Maybe I should note in big bold text in the comment field? :)
We all need a snese of humor to get through these days ...
From your link:
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“Believe me, now that Bush is out of the picture we’re just as upset about those senseless killings as everybody else, especially those of us who actually did the senseless killing,” he added. “All we ask is that the Indian judges not take it too hard on Ajmal. The poor kid feels bad enough already. It’s not his fault he didn’t find out about the infidel elections, you know how hard it is to get a decent Verizon cell in Mumbai. Now that we’re all on the same page again it would be a great time for all of us, believers and infidels alike, to put all the nonsense of the Bush years behind us and rekindle that beautiful peace and friendship thing we all had going on back in 2000.”
“I know my wife is looking forward to another Florida vacation — even though she’ll have to drop a few pounds to fit back into her beach chador,” Qasim joked. “She was only ten when we were there for our honeymoon.”
"Obama won? Seriously?" said an astonished Abdul Aziz Qasim, Senior Media Affairs Director for Al Qaeda's Peshawar Office at an afternoon press conference announcing responsibility for the attacks. "I mean... you're positively sure of that?"
Depending, of course on whether he really is a 'natural born citizen'...
Nahhhhh, just laugh at them when they do...
Ain’t THAT the truth.
I call BS on this one - I hit “reply to all” on the email that went out on Nov. 6 and I’m *sure* Kasab’s name was on the cc: list.
Nearly everything posted here by Iowahawk is satire. He’s brilliant. Rush has read at least one of his articles on the air. And Iowahawk is a FReeper.
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Or you could always hide it under a tent...
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi could not be reached for comment.
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