[BGHater]

Kinda would get old quick.

Might make a reality tv show or something.

[Keith Brown]

Couldn’t be any worse than when I lived across the street from a pentacostal church.

[353FMG]

Ask the lady of the house if I can have a broom like hers.

[Yo-Yo]

Ask the people in Chappaqua, NY.

[MAexile]

Better keep an eye on small children and the pets.

[Spktyr]

Do NOT want to see them “sky-clad”.

[Ghost of Philip Marlowe]

Anything to be different.

[WildcatClan]

The woman is full of crap or insane. Perhaps she is a bit of both.

[neodad]

Ask my ex-wife’s neighbors.

[wardaddy]

What's it like living next door to the neighborhood witch?

Wouldn't know but I can tell ya what it was like being married to one.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“she and her husband had installed a mini-Stonehenge in their garden, instead of a nice patio set.”
Shades of Spinal Tap!

[TenthAmendmentChampion]

Grandmother Suky Burton roars with laughter as she remembers the day she and the man who delivers the pints locked eyes in a moonlit driveway.

'It was the early hours and I'd been to a ceremony at Stonehenge. Normally, I'd change out of my robes before coming home, but it was cold, so I didn't bother.

The milkman took one terrified look at me and scuttled off to his milk float as fast as his legs could carry him. I've never seen one of those vehicles move so quickly. He'd obviously never seen a witch before.'

This story reveals some stunning facts. Just think about it: in this modern era they actually still deliver milk to homes in Britain!!!

[nclaurel]

I would sleep better at night knowing I lived next door to whackos who played at rocks in their backyard than Muslims who spouse taqiyya and might attack at any moment or who support those who would.

[LiberConservative]

My ex turned Wiccan shortly after we split up. She's a loon.

[Old Student]

I keep tellin’ y’all: “It don’t take all kinds, we just got all kinds.”

Buddy of mine in high school was 7th-Day Adventist. Also the minister’s son, and a sore trial he was to his family.

Some of the stories he told were pretty outrageous, but I always took them with a barrel of salt, as he was outrageous most of the time.

I also spent some time in the SCA, with pagans and such as friends, and quite a few of the SCA folks, and not just the pagans, loved to do what they called “freaking the mundanes.” I’ll let you guess... ;)

[lilylangtree]

I attended a drum making session. The class was held in a woman’s private home which was located in the country. She even had a female shaman giving blessings to the drums afterwards which entailed a special ceremony. The ceremony took place in the woman’s backyard where she had special rocks in a special formation. I inquired early in the class that wasn’t the native american religion similar to the wiccan religion, and the shaman uttered in the affirmative. I wondered how the two ceremonies compared to each other being so similar.

[Ellendra]

“I don’t even have sex with my husband John - he’s a Druid - these days. I’ve been celibate for 15 years.”

A witch in more ways than one, it would seem.

[ponygirl]

I did the Wicca thing back in the '90s and I have to agree with the commenter over at the Daily Mail who said: "What they all have in common is a rather desperate need to elevate themselves from their humdrum lives and a need to be thought of as special. There's something slightly pitiful about this sort of attention seeking... wouldn't it be a little more dignified to just join an amateur dramatics club where they could dress up and play let's pretend?"

That remark is SO SPOT ON that I think the guy must have attended some of the same events in Venice Beach that I did.

[kitkat]

This woman said that she sometimes goes out in her yard to practice paganism. How does someone do that? Pray that there is no God? Who does she pray to?

[Erik Latranyi]

Depends on the witch...

[altura]

She would be sooo disappointed if the neighbors weren’t upset.