[Emmett McCarthy]

I’m gonna become a hedge fund manager. Me and the other guys who live up behind the hedges have this fund and plan to “go long” on Gallo Vin Rose or Mad Dog 20/20 depending on the futures prices for each on any given day. My prospectus is all about “Hope and Change”, which is to say, “I hope you’ll spare some change”.

[goodnesswins]

Now THAT’S FUNNY! Thanks for the Laugh.

[OpusatFR]

“Me and the other guys who live up behind the hedges have this fund and plan to “go long” on Gallo Vin Rose or Mad Dog 20/20 depending on the futures prices for each on any given day.”

Aw, a man of great prosperity! We can join our funds. My Swamp Fund has an inordinate amount of slithery creatures and many, many toadies so you can be assured our staff will mirror Wall Street’s.

[FlyingEagle]

Thanks for the best post since the election

[Gator113]

Thank you for that laugh. I may not be long before we long for the days when we could.