“Me and the other guys who live up behind the hedges have this fund and plan to “go long” on Gallo Vin Rose or Mad Dog 20/20 depending on the futures prices for each on any given day.”
Aw, a man of great prosperity! We can join our funds. My Swamp Fund has an inordinate amount of slithery creatures and many, many toadies so you can be assured our staff will mirror Wall Street’s.
Ah, a corporate merger! I had been hoping for a “corporate merger” with a 22 year-old blond, but I suppose if it involves this level of serious business, it would be best to involve toads and snakes.