Posted on 11/23/2008 1:46:59 PM PST by Righting
Al-Qaeda welcomes Michael Jacksons conversion to Islam
22-11-2008
Initial reports are already filtering through that Al-Qaeda has warmly welcomed Michael Jackson into their faith 'as they would any sincere new adherent' and are confident that this high profile conversion will prove to be the turning point whereby millions of young Americans, already disillusioned by the economic crisis that is sapping Americas confidence will turn to the Koran for inspiration. Sources close to Al Qaeda leadership are said to have have confirmed the open satisfaction of senior figures including Deputy Ayman Al-Zawahiri regarding the pop star's conversion, according to some Pakistani news services. Jackson's contoversial past should not preclude him from sincere practice of Islam or acceptance by fellow Muslims as 'the ability to repent is a key belief' one source commented. It is claimed that the Al Qaeda leadership were already most surprised by the fact that Americans were prepared to vote in as President a candidate with some recent Muslim heritage, even if the President-elect is a practising Christian. This did not of this stop Ayman Al-Zawahiri referring to Obama as a ‘house negro' recently, although Malcolm X was lavishly praised during the same speech he made the rather controversial comment in. Now with this latest celebrity conversion Al-Qaeda are hopeful that the west is finally moving religiously towards Mecca. Generally, intelligence sources agree that Al Qaeda is very interested in attracting disaffected African-Americans into the fold and the recent criticisms of Obama were very much in line with this aim. Obama is unlikely to solve all the problems that exist within Africa-American communities and might not be seen as acting sufficiently in the interests of fellow Black Americans by some. Most observers agree that Jackson's conversion amidst his financial troubles is something that Al Qaeda would welcome. Interestingly Jackson is off to London today to dispute a large debt supposedly owed by him to a Bahrani prince. Perhaps his new found faith will soften the heart of his alleged creditor?
A MuLatte’.
Until we find an actual transparent person, we are *all* “colored”....:)
Gotta love a pseudo-religion that endorses raping children before blowing them up, and embraces a self-mutilating pedophile. What year is this again?
A socialist.
The “little woman” is so confused.
Heres the real "Back on the road again" one by Canned Heat. - (i know its a different song)
Spengler: “Sufism, Sodomy & Satan:
http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Middle_East/JH12Ak03.html
LOL!
***Mulatto is considered an offensive term - that’s why we need some mew terminology .***
Redbone? High yellow?
Oh wait! You said NEW terminology! I would not touch that with a 10 foot pole?
You know, I happen to have a Koran translation (Marmadike Pickthall) right here. I looked up that Sura - it DOES say that. Freaky!
And stick some Ham and Cheddar Lunchables in his backpack for himself and his friends!
D'OH!
bttt
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