Ode to Sarah Palin

Human Events ^ | November 10, 2008 | Ray McClendon

[2ndDivisionVet]

Votin’ day is over
Obama/Biden won
The left is celebratin’ that
The right is on the run
The MSM is tuckered out

From all their frantic flailin’
But those lightweights barely laid a glove on
Newcomer Sarah Palin!

Hyenal hordes descended
At Obama’s minion’s orders
Foamin’, snarlin’, pourin’
All across Alaska’s borders
They were looking for that coffin
They could put the final nail in
Dead certain they might find a way
To “undertake” Ms. Palin! *

But though they left unturned no stone
No rumor unexplored
And reported every scandal hint
To every Press’ Lord
Every log placed on the track
Was all to no availin’
Those Snidely Whiplash jokers had
No luck derailin’ Palin

Then Follywood’s Elite spoke out
Some cruel celebrities
Sharpening their dagger tongues
Celebricruelties
But every insult, every slight, every jab assailin’
Was insufficient to dispirit all-prevailin’ Palin

Then from behind, one more affront
This college cyber-slacker
Who had not much (I guess) to do
Than cyber-hack-attack her
Unflappable and unperturbed
She continued her smooth sailin’
For there was zero compromise
From those e-mailin’ Palin

And though we heard no single word
From wardrobe malcontents
About Michelle’s or Hillary’s clothes
In dollars or in cents
We had a national dialogue
A picayune detailin’
The media’s dressing down as they
Tried to strip and unveil Palin.

The RINO’s now are chargin’ you
McCain aides on the loose!
(Alaskan’s need a new hunt now
RINOs, along with Moose)
But wait a sec! Weren’t they the ones…
…to help McCain to vet ya’?
And when called upon, did you respond…
…the best you could? You BETCHA’!

So Sarah, please accept this ode
From this, your humble bard
I regret my little tribute reads
Like some, cheap Hallmark card
But if your time comes round again
Your next electoral trek
Just make sure no RINOstones
Are hangin’ ‘round your neck!

* Hmmm… I wonder… do Obama’s “plumbers” make $250,000 a year?

[2ndDivisionVet]

Not bad.

[b9]

LOL! Not bad at all!!

[b9]

*Palin poetry ping*

[unspun]

"And when called upon, did you respond... ...the best you could? You BETCHA'!"

Could anyone have responded better? She let the slander-spreaders hang themselves, then, along with those who were there, simply told the truth.

Let the jerks be the jerks.

[padre35]

5’5..with ‘stick and heels
Finally a Conservative who knows how we feel
Attacks from the rats, attacks from right
At least one candidate had the stomach for the fight

the old war horse done been put out to pasture
only the cuda’ is here, in the after

N’er Gordon knew of what he spoke
when the ‘rats in the media, our anger did they stoke

Though caribou did fret, and moose did fear,
none but the RINO, did the huntress draw near
Though savaged in a savage land, her reserve did she keep

Much greater then the old man,
Though the media be biased, and that is surely true,
the wind from the North, ere always held true.

What news from the North?

[b9]

*appreciate a poem ping*

[BenLurkin]

“Our Sarah”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKjZznQNRac

[b9]

That’s so sweet ~ hope it makes her feel really good.
Thanks. “;^)

[ETL]

And "ode" to Obama from rapper Ludacris...

Rapper 'Ludacris'

Lyrics to Ludacris' Obama rap song, "Obama Is Here"

"With a slot in the President's iPod, Obama shouted him

Said I handled my biz and I'm one of his favorite rappers

Well give Luda a special pardon if I'm ever in the slammer

Better yet put me in office, make me a Vice President

Hillary hated on you so that bitch is irrelevant

Now Jesse talkin slick and apologizin for WHAT~?!

If you said it then you MEANT it how you want it, head or gut

And all you other politicians tryin to hate on my man

Watch us win majority vote in every STATE on my man

You cain't stop what's 'bout to happen, we 'bout to make history

The first black President it's destined and it's meant to be

The threats ain't fazin us, the nooses or the jokes

Get off your ass black people it's time to get out and vote

Paint the White House black and I'm sure that's got 'em terrified

McCain don't belong in ANY chair unless he's paralyzed

Yeah I said it cause Bush is mentally handicapped

Ball up all of his speeches and just throw 'em like candy wraps

Cause what you talkin I hear nothin even relevant

And you the worst of all 43 Presidents

Get out and vote, or the end'll be near

And the world is ready for change cause Obama is here

YEAHHH! Cause Obama is here

The world is ready for change cause Obama is here

Yeahhhh, cause Obama is here

Say world is ready for change cause Obama is here

Hey!

http://lyrics.rapbasement.com/Ludacris_Politics%20(Obama%20Is%20Here)_lyrics_2129.html

[silent_jonny]

But wait a sec! Weren’t they the ones…
…to help McCain to vet ya’?
And when called upon, did you respond…
…the best you could? You BETCHA’!

Ha! Very good :)

[Fu-fu2]

Just lovely...(sarc)I want to see more of this. I am sneaking stuff under the door of non-political pop culture websites. I want to see more videos ridiculing the leftists like the one showing the Obamabots the day after the election wandering aimlessly. The kids don’t know what left/right wing means. They need to see things that show the left as stupid and/or “uncool.”

[redhead]

I agree.

[Right Cal Gal]

Copied and sent via email to all Palin fans I know.
And even in this Bastion of liberal hoards in S.F., I know A LOT!

[Clinging Bitterly]

Digg it

http://digg.com/politics/Ode_to_Sarah_Palin_2

[retrokitten]

That is great! Thanks for the pings!

[doug from upland]

Excellent, but I don’t know how bright is her future. The press is never going to back off.