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GOOD NEWS! ALIEN SWITCHES ENDORSEMENT TO McCAIN!
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| November 3rd, 2008
| Reginald Cunningham III
Posted on 11/03/2008 5:22:49 PM PST by uglybiker
OCTOBER SURPRISE: ALIEN ENDORSES MCCAIN!
Posted on Monday, November 3rd, 2008
By Reginald Cunningham III
WASHINGTON, DC - In a shocking reversal, the Alien has switched his endorsement from Barack Obama to John McCain.
With major implications for the U.S. presidential election, political kingmaker the Alien has changed his endorsement amid furor. Both political camps are buzzing about the implications, as the Alien has correctly predicted the winning president in every election for the past 28 years.
Ongoing investigation points to Cindy McCain as being the cause for this historic shift in allegiances.
Uncovered photos suggest that in a last ditch effort to help her husband’s failing campaign, Cindy McCain seduced and then blackmailed the Alien for his endorsement.
At a recent McCain rally, inside sources say Cindy McCain disappeared with the Alien after sharing several champagnes with the notorious intergalactic lightweight. Ms. McCain’s alien-like good looks and natural blood temperature of 54 degrees Fahrenheit may have proved too much for him to resist as she reportedly put her cyborg husband into sleep mode and worked her charms.
This is not the first time the Alien, who sources say is no prude, has been in political “hot water.” During the 2004 election he was photographed in a hot tub with Laura Bush and Teresa Heinz Kerry. As the Alien is now married with children the release of these photos could be devastating for him.
What impact this news will have on the election has yet to be determined. Swing state voters, who will decide this election, have the highest rate of alien abductions and UFO sightings and are known to vote in accordance with supernatural forces.
TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: 2008endorsements; mccain; obama
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posted on
11/03/2008 5:22:52 PM PST
by
uglybiker
Swing state voters, who will decide this election, have the highest rate of alien abductions and UFO sightings and are known to vote in accordance with supernatural forces.
2
posted on
11/03/2008 5:24:20 PM PST
by
uglybiker
(1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d 2 g3t l41d)
To: uglybiker
3
posted on
11/03/2008 5:25:50 PM PST
by
Diogenesis
(Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum)
To: uglybiker
4
posted on
11/03/2008 5:27:46 PM PST
by
icwhatudo
(PALIN VID=========>>>>>http://www.overstream.net/view.php?oid=n1ronxelmtin<++++++++)
To: uglybiker
McCain did serve aboard the U.S.S. Enterprisewhile Obama got his Senate seat by doing something very underhanded to Jeri Ryan.
5
posted on
11/03/2008 5:27:50 PM PST
by
jmcenanly
To: uglybiker
Aliens are saying V for a McCain Victory.
6
posted on
11/03/2008 5:27:55 PM PST
by
AdvisorB
(Baraq is the Arabic name of the winged horse that took mohammed to paradise from the DomeoftheRock)
To: uglybiker
So now it’s just up to the Steelers.
7
posted on
11/03/2008 5:28:23 PM PST
by
edcoil
(Looking for a new tagline - do you have one I can use?)
To: uglybiker
I remember this guy: he gave Willie a `shiner’ in a fistfight over Hillary about ten years ago.
8
posted on
11/03/2008 5:30:34 PM PST
by
tumblindice
(roll the bones)
Comment #9 Removed by Moderator
To: uglybiker
is it just me or does anyone else think Cindy McCain is going to be the hottest First Lady in history
10
posted on
11/03/2008 5:31:14 PM PST
by
Mr. K
(Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
To: uglybiker
But what about those early voters?
11
posted on
11/03/2008 5:32:24 PM PST
by
McGruff
(Vote McCAIN not HUSSEIN, Vote McCAIN not HUSSEIN, Vote McCAIN not HUSSEIN!)
To: uglybiker
dangit!....
where did I put my Aluminum foil beanie?
12
posted on
11/03/2008 5:32:42 PM PST
by
skinkinthegrass
("Annoy the media, elect PALIN and McCAIN....errr....McCAIN / PALIN.....McPALIN" 8^)
To: uglybiker
dangit!....
where did I put my Aluminum foil beanie?
13
posted on
11/03/2008 5:32:48 PM PST
by
skinkinthegrass
("Annoy the media, elect PALIN and McCAIN....errr....McCAIN / PALIN.....McPALIN" 8^)
Comment #14 Removed by Moderator
To: uglybiker
Something smells here. Follow the cheese.
15
posted on
11/03/2008 5:33:43 PM PST
by
Gumption
To: uglybiker
16
posted on
11/03/2008 5:37:39 PM PST
by
UCANSEE2
(The Last Boy Scout)
To: uglybiker; All
Well whoever the Alien backs the candidate, the candidate tends to win..
17
posted on
11/03/2008 5:38:00 PM PST
by
KevinDavis
(McCain/Palin 08 Palin/Jindal 12)
To: uglybiker
18
posted on
11/03/2008 5:39:19 PM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(Obama: Spread the Wealth = Marx: From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs)
To: uglybiker
The Alien has been an accurate barometer of the national mood in every past election. I don’t know how McCain/Palin can go wrong with the Alien in their corner.
To: uglybiker
good, now i can sleep in peace tonight...
20
posted on
11/03/2008 5:44:05 PM PST
by
Chode
(American Hedonist - McCain/Palin'08 = http://www.johnmccain.com/)
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