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Halloween redistribution plan
10-28-08 | edzo

Posted on 10/28/2008 2:31:24 PM PDT by edzo4

So here is my plan for halloween night, I am not going to buy candy this year, instead I am going to buy an Obama mask and welcome the children that come to my door to the barack obama socialist nightmare

for each group of children that comes to my door I am going to take candy from the child with the most candy and give it to the children in the group with the least amount of candy


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don't worry children I'm only going to take candy from the one of you that has the most candy.... it's only fair

1 posted on 10/28/2008 2:31:25 PM PDT by edzo4
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To: edzo4

wear shin guards


2 posted on 10/28/2008 2:33:41 PM PDT by nuconvert (Obama - Preferred by 4 out of 5 Dictators & Terrorists// Khomeini promised change too)
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To: edzo4
Halloween under Obama:


3 posted on 10/28/2008 2:33:46 PM PDT by nutmeg (Sarah Palin/Joe the Plumber 2008)
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To: edzo4

Children under five foot tall have no place in politics although I understand the message and have made this same joke myself.


4 posted on 10/28/2008 2:37:05 PM PDT by badpacifist (Personal attacks on someones opinion of a "news article" you happened to post is asinine..)
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To: nuconvert

LOL—why bother? If I tried that, every tree on the lot would be covered in toilet paper, my garden shed would be a pile of smoking cinders, and my car would be sitting on its rims.


5 posted on 10/28/2008 2:37:08 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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In a mound of shaving cream.


6 posted on 10/28/2008 2:38:03 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: nutmeg
BARACK HUSSEIN SAID SHARE THE CANDY!



7 posted on 10/28/2008 2:39:59 PM PDT by ncfool (ObaBama stands for The New United Socialist State or "TNUSSA")
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To: edzo4
I am going to take candy from the child with the most candy and give it to the children in the group with the least amount of candy

And what about all the poor unfortunate little kiddies who choose NOT to participate in the Halloween festivities? You're not going to deny them their fair share, are you??

8 posted on 10/28/2008 2:41:13 PM PDT by ETL (Smoking gun evidence on ALL the ObamaRat-commie connections at my newly revised FR Home/About page)
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To: edzo4

Don’t forget to eat a few pieces of the “rich” kids’ candy yourself before you give the remainder to the “poor” kids. You should also throw some of the candy you collect in the trash. If very little remains for the “poor” kids, well, you’re trying to be fair.

You should also consider taking some candy from the “poor” kids also, just in case some even poorer kids come along.

Also, you should compel all kids — “rich” and “poor” — to exchange most of their candy for brocolli, Brussels sprouts, and arugula.

There are always friction losses that accompany redistribution programs. If you don’t take some candy for yourself, you’ll be teaching children the wrong lesson.


9 posted on 10/28/2008 2:44:14 PM PDT by RBroadfoot
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To: badpacifist

the fact that they are children does not keep the democrats from going after them in school, my mesaage is for the parents it will just be passsed through the children

matter of fact, it’s for the children....


10 posted on 10/28/2008 2:53:25 PM PDT by edzo4 (Vote McCain, Keep Your Change)
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To: 1rudeboy

are you saying if they don’t get what they want they will riot?


11 posted on 10/28/2008 2:54:17 PM PDT by edzo4 (Vote McCain, Keep Your Change)
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To: edzo4

That’s worthy of an NEA grant for performance art! Go for it!


12 posted on 10/28/2008 2:57:30 PM PDT by DBrow
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To: edzo4
Pretty much . . . but I've always considered Halloween as more of a holiday when children learn the art of extortion.

It's a protection racket with training-wheels, I tell 'ya!

13 posted on 10/28/2008 2:58:53 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: edzo4

Great plan but, I hope you like cleaning busted rotten eggs off your front door.


14 posted on 10/28/2008 4:30:57 PM PDT by bamahead (Few men desire liberty; most men wish only for a just master. -- Sallust)
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To: 1rudeboy

Wait until the Dem thugs find out you didn’t vote for the One!


15 posted on 10/28/2008 5:00:52 PM PDT by informavoracious (Oust all incumbents.)
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To: edzo4

Remember to take some candy for yourself.


16 posted on 10/28/2008 7:39:08 PM PDT by Mariebl
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