Posted on 10/28/2008 2:31:24 PM PDT by edzo4
So here is my plan for halloween night, I am not going to buy candy this year, instead I am going to buy an Obama mask and welcome the children that come to my door to the barack obama socialist nightmare
for each group of children that comes to my door I am going to take candy from the child with the most candy and give it to the children in the group with the least amount of candy
don't worry children I'm only going to take candy from the one of you that has the most candy.... it's only fair
wear shin guards
Children under five foot tall have no place in politics although I understand the message and have made this same joke myself.
LOL—why bother? If I tried that, every tree on the lot would be covered in toilet paper, my garden shed would be a pile of smoking cinders, and my car would be sitting on its rims.
In a mound of shaving cream.
And what about all the poor unfortunate little kiddies who choose NOT to participate in the Halloween festivities? You're not going to deny them their fair share, are you??
Don’t forget to eat a few pieces of the “rich” kids’ candy yourself before you give the remainder to the “poor” kids. You should also throw some of the candy you collect in the trash. If very little remains for the “poor” kids, well, you’re trying to be fair.
You should also consider taking some candy from the “poor” kids also, just in case some even poorer kids come along.
Also, you should compel all kids — “rich” and “poor” — to exchange most of their candy for brocolli, Brussels sprouts, and arugula.
There are always friction losses that accompany redistribution programs. If you don’t take some candy for yourself, you’ll be teaching children the wrong lesson.
the fact that they are children does not keep the democrats from going after them in school, my mesaage is for the parents it will just be passsed through the children
matter of fact, it’s for the children....
are you saying if they don’t get what they want they will riot?
That’s worthy of an NEA grant for performance art! Go for it!
It's a protection racket with training-wheels, I tell 'ya!
Great plan but, I hope you like cleaning busted rotten eggs off your front door.
Wait until the Dem thugs find out you didn’t vote for the One!
Remember to take some candy for yourself.
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