Posted on 10/24/2008 8:50:03 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
IT'S OPEN LINE FRIDAY
a lotta journalists and pundits read every post here too
hey Noonan....how many fingers am I holdin up ?
Anyone ever fix a garbage disposal before? I have a stuck spoon and it tells me to loosen the blades. I predict at least a 2 finger loss? Or perhaps I will end up with a backwards B carved in my face tonight.
Everyone should see what the BIG TENT gets you....CLOWNS AND CIRCUS FREAKS! If they don’t support the party platform, the GOP should cut all support for those candidates.
Funny thing...a year ago I banned a McCain kook or two... LOL! ;-)
Marino and Elways brother
Before you do anything, shut off the circuit breaker, NOT just the switch.
You should have gotten a tool with the disposal that looks like an allen wrench that fits in the bottom (underneath) the disposal. Unplug the machine so you cannot turn it on and put the wrench in the bottom and wiggle it back and forth. It will then free up the spoon. Make sure you have the wrench out of the bottom before applying power.
LOL! Dang, you're right. I guess I'd have to leave the country. Unless, of course, conservatives would rise up and fight to take America back from the Stalinist slavemasters, in which case I would join the fight. I'd rather die free than live as a slave.
RE: “a lotta journalists and pundits read every post here too”
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You know, I am beginning to believe that some of these people ARE paying attention to FR — I swear I have heard words expressed later on radio and in media that I have read on FR a couple of days earlier.
I think I can help.
Try not putting spoons down your disposal...
Hope everyone can see why we need to support a REAL CONSERVATIVE when we get the chance even if the media says “they don’t have a chance”.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYbOelNsM6A
If?
She confessed that she lied.
Yes you are, Clint, which is a great comfort. :-)
Are you trying to snuff out candle chat again?
As a conservative and normal American, it pains me to see anyone, Moderator included, buy into the Politically Correct Myth that showing a black man as a shoe shiner is somehow racist or demeaning. Fact: Most shoe shiners were black men. Fact: Barry isn’t qualified to hold any political office, period. Ergo, it is fair commentary, IMHO. Please grow a spine.
Lavendar candles are particularly nice, as are cinnamon ones.
AP is sure hoping this “Palin spent $150K on clothes” story turns into a major scandal while they ignore ACORN, Ayres, Berg, etc.
I wonder how close this election would be if the MSM did their job.
Thank for the hints!! Good idea about the breaker..,...I don’t have ‘the actual tool’ for the disposal, but I have alan wrenches...hopefully one will fit...or maybe Home depot sells the tool......I’m scared about this one....I am picturing blades shooting at me...lol!!
So you joined less than a month ago to be the posting police?
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