Posted on 10/21/2008 3:19:59 PM PDT by EveningStar
SEATTLE -- Democratic Vice Presidential candidate Joe Biden promised a group of supporters Sunday that running mate Barack Obama "will absolutely 100% trigger a nuclear Armageddon kinda thing" within the first 20 minutes of his presidency, but added that "Barack Obama is looking forward to this apocalyptic opportunity to test his mettle, because he totally aced his LSATs."
Not just lol or even rofl: I’m rolling and laughing and barfing on the floor.
Iowahawk is always good for a few nasal snorts.
“Sleeper cells in 7-11s - too good
And it will be an Obamanation
And this place, after the Christians have been eliminated by Obamanation, will become a habitation of demons
You got that right, I don’t think I have ever prayed for an election the way I have for this one. I keep asking God to reveal the truth about Obama, all we can do is keep the faith.
You probably didn't mean humor in that statement, but that's hilarious!
“Let me warn these folks who are American enemies — don’t let appearances deceive you,” added Biden. “You might think, ‘hey this guy looks like Urkel, let’s steal his lunch money and give him a nuclear wedgie.’ But guess what? He is another JFK. And just like JFK, Barack Obama has lots and lots of mob connections, so if you get any funny ideas, Mr. Nuclear Bully, President Urkel is gonna get on the hotline to Francis Albert Sinatra, and then let’s see how you like losing you casino licenses and paving contracts.”
Too funny.
Mine wasn’t.
A President Biden would make George W. Bush look like a PR genius.
Bump for the one and only Iowahawk.
Okay, the tapioca and “Numa Numa” put it over the top for me. Beautiful, Hawk. Just beautiful. And you could have gone on and on with this. I mean, like Joe doesn’t?
God, I’ve already thanked You for getting John McCain to pick Sarah Palin. But I don’t think I can ever thank You enough for getting Barry to pick Joe Biden.
Iowahawk is the best satirist in America today.
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