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"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
Then I would find out who these people are.
Then I would stalk them, kill them, and -- as a sign of who they were messing with -- leave a Hostess "Bear Claw" pastry on the body.
AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS
An atheist was walking through the woods.
‘What majestic trees!
‘What powerful rivers!
‘What beautiful animals!
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river,he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.
He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him..
He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.
He tripped & fell on the ground.
He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out,
‘Oh my God!’
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
‘You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don’t exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.’
‘Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?
Am I to count you as a believer?
The atheist looked directly into the light, ‘It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian’?
‘Very well,’ said the voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
‘Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.’
If he crushed a bear’s skull by whacking her between the ears with a branch, that must have been a helluva big branch!
Like I believe this PETA spokesperson. Even if true, it shows what type of animal belongs to PETA and supports their anti-human agenda.
Right.... like comparing Holocaust victims to KFC chickens.
If I were a PETA member, I wouldn’t harass that guy too closely.
Does Sam like hippies?
Martian Translator Device: All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos! fFr dark is the suede that mows... like a harvest.
General Decker: What the hell does that mean?
(Rod Steiger, “Mars Attacks!”)
Killing the cubs was kinda sad, though.
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Humans are animals, too!
Why did they have to kill the cubs?
"We are absolutely not involved," said Mr. Mersereau. "We focus our efforts on accomplishing things and this doesn't fit in that category."
Yeah, I'm sure that is technically true. They use their terrorist cell ELF to do the real dirty work.