Posted on 10/17/2008 8:35:40 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
IT'S OPEN LINE FRIDAY
Awwws.... arent they cutesy wootzy?
“Brain-dead caller”.....
And THIS is the hope of the future? A representative of tomorrow’s America? Good God, help us... all of us, if that caller is the future. Depressing to listen to. And there are many more, just like her. I can only pray that time, life, experience, a few of life’s hard knocks, will help some brain cells to actually grow in her dim little noggin. Sigh. :(
pattyjo
In the 70’s it was “Global Cooling” will kill us
In the 90s and early 2000’s it was “Global Warming” will kill us.
Have you noticed they now say “Climate Change” will kill us?
That’s because in the 70’s they were dead wrong, the 2000’s have been cooler than they warmed and they can now cover all bases.
Liberalism is a mental disorder.
John denver sings in rocky Mt High about houses being scars upon the land and he didnt want people building new houses in “His” neighborhood.
Fine for me, but not for thee.
Squeak!
Bernadine Dohrn, Ayer’s wife, is another horrible terrorist Øbama should have to explain the relation to
Is that a mouse in yer pocket ;)
I heard it as if the mother told her to call Rush, so that Rush could set the child straight (which he did).
Don't you know that Michelle and Bernadine (along with Hillary) get together to bake cookies!!
How many emails did he get?
225,000
210,000
If thats the case, good on the Mom.
I just hate when parents “Use” kids as mouth pieces
W00h00!
McCain is Hilarious!
I heard Hillary was yukking it up during McCain’s routine.
Don’t you know that Michelle and Bernadine (along with Hillary) get together to bake cookies
Guess I am just being paranoid they were conspiring to get an advance on Socialism from the Wealth Spreader
Rush said if Obama is up 10 points in Virginia, why is he there?
Obama has to have a trifecta to win (voter fraud (which he has), Republicans staying home and the Hillary vote). The media is trying to do “perception is reality.” It is the oldest marketing strategy in the book (trust me, I am in marketing).
The only way Obama wins is if we get discouraged and stay home. When conservatives stay home, Dems win. They know this but won’t share that with you because they don’t want us to show up to the polls. Why do you think they are attacking Palin so badly? Because they thought they had this election in the bag by picking McCain. When Palin came on she stirred the Republican base. In the history of Presidential elections there has never been a VP candidate that has been attacked so viciously and been in the news so much. If conservatives show up to vote we win and win BIG.
Cheer up, McCain will win!
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