Posted on 10/17/2008 8:35:40 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
IT'S OPEN LINE FRIDAY
A liberal using her kid to spread propaganda.
This callers Mom is a jerk
Shoot this caller from a helicopter!
THE USSC did NOT rule on the merits of the case ONLY ON GOP PARTY STANDING!
The GOP needs to find a voter and/or a candidate to bring the suit!
Remember it is Bush v. Gore NOT PARTY VS PARTY.
They can still pull this off if their lawyers take action NOW.
Polar ICE CAPS are not MELTING!!!
L0L! Oh the Hugh Manatee!
(al gore said he is ‘addicted’ to meat so i guess its ok)
Barry has never actually known or met a plumber.
They are beneath his perceived class.
“Brain-dead caller”
Yes, that, too.
All she cares about is a damn wolf.
And they are beneath his pay grade!
As Cheney would say
He speaks? [trying to be obvious about disappointment in not hearing more from Cheney, American Freedom needs his support]
Lets put the wolves in their backyard.
Let them “shepherd” them”
I havent heard how he is doing.
William Ayers is a bad man. He is an unrepentant terrorist who remains to this day at war with America. He subverted the Annenburg Challenge Funds and funnelled them to radical groups to teach racism and hatred of America to ghetto youth. He used money available to him to secure Obama his state senate seat. Then he elevated Obama to be his henchman on the Annenburg Board of Directors to dole out millions of dollars to the cause of communist agitation.
BARACK OBAMA IS THE DARTH MAUL TO WILLIAM AYERS' SITH LORD!
Over population off predator animals in certain areas throws of the eco system. The eradication isn't pretty, in fact it's sad, but it is the only way it can be done in such a vast wilderness.
North & South caps okey-dokey folks. Carry on.
I wonder how many of those people have actually talked to a Polish, Czech, Russian, Ukrainian, etc immigrant.
I’m sure they would have a wide-eyed verbal ass-kicking they would never forget.
I hear they taste like chicken.
Here we go! Alfred E Smith dinner sound bites are coming up next.
McCain Rocked! Barama Flopped!
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