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Just to take a moment away from all the doom and gloom...

Of course, if everyone had her philosophy, the human race would become extinct very fast.

1 posted on 10/10/2008 10:35:55 AM PDT by FocusNexus
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To: FocusNexus

Wouldn’t make a very good biograhpy or movie either ;^)


2 posted on 10/10/2008 10:37:38 AM PDT by Las Vegas Ron (Election '08, the year McCain defined the word "dilemma")
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No sex for that long would make it seem like she has been around for 300 years.


3 posted on 10/10/2008 10:37:46 AM PDT by big bad easter bunny (I live so far beyond my means it could be said we live apart.)
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Of course, if everyone had her philosophy, the human race would become extinct very fast.

Wrong. She said she never married so she stayed chaste. Venereal diseases would be almost wiped off the face of the earth.

6 posted on 10/10/2008 10:39:56 AM PDT by frogjerk (The MSM suffers from premature election)
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If her philosophy is accurate, I’ll make it to 150 easily.


7 posted on 10/10/2008 10:40:15 AM PDT by impeachedrapist (Bill Clinton, as Arkansas Attorney General did you make Juanita Broaddrick pay for her rape kit?)
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I guess he’s had a long marriage then.


9 posted on 10/10/2008 10:41:11 AM PDT by mainerforglobalwarming
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Janis’ philosophy was better...


10 posted on 10/10/2008 10:41:32 AM PDT by Redbob (W.W.J.B.D. - "What Would Jack Bauer Do?")
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To: JimWforBush; martin_fierro; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; Allegra; RockinRight; ...

FREERIDER UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT PING


11 posted on 10/10/2008 10:41:54 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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A woman celebrating her 105th birthday says that celibacy and staying single has been the key to her long life.

I'd rather live to fifty eating steak and making mad, passionate love to my wife, than live to 105 eating tofu and seaweed and not getting any.

12 posted on 10/10/2008 10:42:11 AM PDT by HammerOfTheDogs
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I bet she’s only 62 and it just FEEEELS like 105 with no sex.


13 posted on 10/10/2008 10:42:11 AM PDT by CodeToad
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Well then, I should live forever.


14 posted on 10/10/2008 10:42:52 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Secondhand Aztlan Smoke causes drug addiction obesity in global warming cancer immigrant terrorists.)
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geeeeeeez, too late, I’m doomed.


15 posted on 10/10/2008 10:43:49 AM PDT by Bringbackthedraft (If we can reverse the ticket, we'd have a winner! PALIN/MCCAIN)
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She sure she doesn’t want to go out with a bang?


16 posted on 10/10/2008 10:43:58 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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Miss Meadmore has never owned a television

That alone probably added 25 years to her life.

17 posted on 10/10/2008 10:44:18 AM PDT by OCC
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Sorry. Couldn't resist.

20 posted on 10/10/2008 10:48:24 AM PDT by Bubba_Leroy (DNC = Do Nothing Congress)
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Rather die young, I think.


21 posted on 10/10/2008 10:49:53 AM PDT by Lord Jim
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I wonder if she is one of the 72 promised by Allah


23 posted on 10/10/2008 10:50:55 AM PDT by Cyman
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She’s a dead woman the day Obama is sworn into office. Because then we’ll all be screwed.


24 posted on 10/10/2008 10:51:11 AM PDT by Alter Kaker (Gravitation is a theory, not a fact. It should be approached with an open mind...)
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105-year-old virgin says no sex the key to long life

Can't ya just eat that Dannon yogurt like they did in those late 70's commercials?

25 posted on 10/10/2008 10:52:09 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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No sex? Huh. I’ll be immortal.


26 posted on 10/10/2008 10:52:32 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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What’s the point of living to be 105, if you’re not going to take part in one of the most meaningful experiences in life? Love between a man and a woman...

It’s like a 1965 Corvette that has never been driven, a horse that’s never been ridden, a dog that’s never been petted, a symphony that’s never been heard by a single fan, a painting that’s never been seen by anyone but the painter...

Sad actually...


27 posted on 10/10/2008 10:52:38 AM PDT by DoughtyOne (Is Obamanation what our founding fathers, our fallen men in combat, and Ronald Reagan had in mind?)
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