I'd rather live to fifty eating steak and making mad, passionate love to my wife, than live to 105 eating tofu and seaweed and not getting any.
A 40ish guy goes to the doctor for a physical. After all the tests have been run, the guy and his doctor discuss the results.
The doctor says, “Dave, you’ve got to stop smoking and drinking and chasing women.”
Dave says, “Gee, doc, will that make me live longer?”
Doctor says, “ Hell no, but it will sure seem like it.”