1 posted on
10/09/2008 9:11:36 PM PDT by
BGHater
To: BGHater
taken to Bert Fish Medical Center I am speechless.
2 posted on
10/09/2008 9:13:27 PM PDT by
Defiant
(With Barney Frank, a reach across the aisle just becomes a reach-around.)
To: BGHater
Guess flipper wanted a ride.....
I saw dolphins jumping in the wake of the carrier when I was on board... but this is a first I have heard of one landing in a boat.
3 posted on
10/09/2008 9:14:01 PM PDT by
Americanwolf
(If you'll excuse me, I need to go to the can and drop an Obama)
To: BGHater
These dolphins are a menace to society. They must be Stopped!
4 posted on
10/09/2008 9:14:36 PM PDT by
UnwashedPeasant
(Dolphin-Haters for Obama '08)
To: BGHater
7 posted on
10/09/2008 9:16:15 PM PDT by
mylife
(The Roar Of the Masses Could be Farts)
To: BGHater
I hate it when that happens.
8 posted on
10/09/2008 9:17:21 PM PDT by
Jeff Chandler
(Under Construction)
To: BGHater
I wonder what kind of bait she was using.
10 posted on
10/09/2008 9:19:43 PM PDT by
txroadkill
(Do it for Sarah!)
To: Slings and Arrows
16 posted on
10/09/2008 9:23:27 PM PDT by
KoRn
("Change": Come Help A Nitwit Get Elected)
To: BGHater
Even the DOLPHINS at New Smyrna Beach are dangerous.
18 posted on
10/09/2008 9:24:16 PM PDT by
HelloooClareece
("We make war that we may live in peace". Aristotle)
To: BGHater
Dolphin 1: I’ll bet you 50 clams you can’t jump over that boat over there.
Dolphin 2: Oh yeah? Watch this!
21 posted on
10/09/2008 9:25:47 PM PDT by
Kirkwood
To: BGHater
It just goes to show you, it's always something...whether a Pseudo-Islamic Communist and his cronies are trying to take over your country or a dolphin lands in your lap while fishing...it's just like my grandma, Nana Roseannadanna used to say..."
24 posted on
10/09/2008 9:27:29 PM PDT by
Blogger
To: BGHater
...A dolphin, or a porpoise??? I’ve heard 400 lbs dolphin is good for a rrrrrreal big fry up, or a trophy, a porpoise is, well, I hope they threw it back...
28 posted on
10/09/2008 9:31:46 PM PDT by
gargoyle
To: BGHater
Hey, the wife and I were fishing in Crooked River next to King's Bay sub base a couple of months ago, and a pod of dolphins chugged by the dock a couple hundred yards out. Maybe this one was just trying to hitch a ride to catch up with the rest of them. If he does, tell him to find out where the hell all the drum and sheepshead went - we barely got a nibble.
31 posted on
10/09/2008 9:33:42 PM PDT by
Viking2002
(Liberal dogma is just a moral and spiritual leper colony, looking for more victims to infect.)
To: BGHater
I had a marlin go crazy one time that I had hooked that charged the boat, leaped over the transom and went back over the side of the boat and missed spearing my by about a foot.
32 posted on
10/09/2008 9:34:33 PM PDT by
dalereed
To: BGHater
Never eat pickled herring in an open boat.
54 posted on
10/09/2008 10:22:51 PM PDT by
Candor7
(Fascism? All it takes is for good men to say nothing, ( member NRA)
To: BGHater
Is that a dolphin in your lap, or are you just happy to see me?
55 posted on
10/09/2008 10:24:02 PM PDT by
SIDENET
(Hubba Hubba...)
To: BGHater
Interesting story, but this piece is really poorly written.
57 posted on
10/09/2008 10:30:25 PM PDT by
Bigg Red
(The only color on Obama that bothers me is the commie red color.)
To: BGHater
This kind of crap never happened until Obama started lowering the oceans.
58 posted on
10/09/2008 10:33:45 PM PDT by
word_warrior_bob
(You can now see my amazing doggie and new puppy on my homepage!! Come say hello to Jake & Sonny)
To: BGHater
Hold muh fish and watch this.
59 posted on
10/09/2008 10:37:59 PM PDT by
Pylon
(You are gonna spend 20 dollars every month on paper towels anyway)
To: BGHater
Apparently 36 of the U.S. Navy’s trained cetaceans have gone missing in the Gulf of Mexico, could be wearing special harnesses carrying “toxic dart” guns (can’t be good), and have been trained to shoot at divers in wetsuits simulating terrorists in exercises. Their coastal compound was breached during Hurricane Katrina, sweeping many of the mammals out to sea, and though the Navy isn’t confirming it, sources close to naval intelligence confirm that perhaps now is not the time to take that underwater pleasure diving excursion in the Gulf.
60 posted on
10/09/2008 10:58:08 PM PDT by
smokingfrog
(no more Mother's Cookies...)
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