Posted on 10/03/2008 8:16:39 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, Doctor of Democracy. A Real Man, a Living Legend, a Way of Life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
IT'S OPEN LINE FRIDAY
It’s a House Bill that must go back to the Senate, to go to the President, if I’m understanding this whole convulded rushed process to screw us over correctly.
YOU SAID IT! WE ARE DEPRESSED BECAUSE MCCAIN WILL NOT FIGHT BACK AT THE DEMS OR THE MEDIA BECAUSE HE WANTS TO BE NICE. WITH LUCK, SARAH WILL WIN THIS ELECTION FOR MCCAIN, BUT IF THAT DOES NOT HAPPEN THE LOSS WILL BE ENTIRELY MCCAIN’S OWN FAULT!
The Pubs have the Senate here, the ONLY check left in the book as it were. That being said,they all are politicians :-(.
Right - thanks for the correction. Hasn’t helped much, though, has it?
correct....now that a bill has form, it goes to the senate ,then to the president
Obama, you hailed the debate performance of Biden? For all the BS he was SPEWING?? Sorry but Palin wiped the floor with him.
He now has commercials with sound. Scared me to death when it started playing.
the golf page does that too....scares hell outta me too
..STAND UP BREASTS !........
Personally, I think we need to let the City Council in Detroit run the whole state. It would makes things worse,but talk about your entertainment!
Very true. The majority of your small time dealers are addicts themselves.
I don’t pretend to know or have any of the answers when it comes to the drug situation in America, but it’s very sad to see the effects of these various poisons on our society and on the humans who get hooked. An addict is an empty shell. I just hate drug cases altogether, but in criminal realm almost EVERY case is in someway drug related.
But I'd pay better attention to the application instructions than Joe did.
At one point it dropped to 10517 (-265)
Entertaining indeed... but man, I don’t want Monica Conyers involved in government at any level. I hope she goes down with the Synagro investigation.
After the speech in Berlin, Obama got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of his head.
In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and might have to give up his hopes to be president, he called his doctor and told him of his problem.
The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately. After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to Obama, and told him to drink it all.
Obama drank the concoction and replied, “That tasted like bullshit!”
The doctor replied, “It was. You were a quart low.”
Congress scares me more :(
the stuff is just horrible....horrible
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