BRISTOL DID THE WRONG THING (Barf Alert)

Boiseweekly.com ^ | 9/11/08 | Ted Rall

[rosenfan]

NEW YORK--You don't need a rich imagination to picture the scene. In the Alaska governor's mansion, a pair of parents and their visibly pregnant teenage daughter sit on a dead bear sprawled across a couch they had to have shipped because there isn't an Ethan Allen in Anchorage. On a second sofa, on the opposite side of a glass coffee table festooned by the exoskeleton of a giant crab, fidget a second set of parents and their son, a.k.a. The Extremely Nervous Boyfriend. Heads of dead animals line the walls.

[rosenfan]

In this column, Rall advocates mandatory abortions for anyone aged 25 or less (and while he's at it, wants to make tobacco and teen marriage illegal).

[elizabetty]

Ted Rall is non-human and always has been.

He should move to China where they do force abortions on people.

[driftdiver]

He seems very intolerant of the culture of love and acceptance this family has.

[goldstategop]

Oh dear old Ted Rall. Nice to know he hasn't changed!

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

[tbpiper]

I think we ought to have mandatory euthanasia for bad writers named Ted Rall.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Isn’t this the slug who mocked Pat Tillman after he was killed in Afghanistan? I’m surprised anyone would employ this maggot.

[PhilosopherStones]

Love the “Ethan Allan” crack.

And the moonbats can’t understand why they don’t connect with real Americans...

[skeeter]

Ted Rall? No thanks.

[yldstrk]

who let this dracula in

[Westbrook]

What a capital JERK!

[Salvation]

The Bishops don't agree at all!

Updated: American Bishops who have spoken against Pelosi

Here is the complete list of American bishops who have responded to Nancy Pelosi's comments so far:

1. Archbishop Charles Chaput of Denver was the first American bishop to respond
2. ... Bishop James Conley, his auxiliary, joined him
3. Archbishop Donald Wuerl of Washington DC responded twice, first in a press release and second in a statement to The Hill. He has also appeared on Fox News, I am told.
4. Cardinal Justin Regali of Philadelphia, chairman of the Committee on Pro-Life Activities, issued this statement through the USCCB website...
5. ... Bishop William Lori of Bridgeport, chairman of the Committee on Doctrine, joined him
6. Cardinal Edward Egan of New York publised a strongly worded statement of his own
7. Bishop Samuel Aquila of Fargo issued a letter correcting Pelosi's claims
8. Bishop David Zubik of Pittsburgh and...
9. ... Bishop Michael Sheridan of Colorado Springs have chimed-in
10. Archbishop Jose Gomez of San Antonio, CNA reports has added his voice ...
11. ... Bishop Oscar Cantu, his auxiliary bishop, has joined him
12. Bishop William Murphy of Rockville has published an extensive letter
13. Bishop Edward Slattery of Tulsa has a detailed response
14. Bishop Kevin Farrell of Dallas has joined the USCCB's efforts
15. Bishop Gregory Aymond of Austin is on-board
16. Cardinal Sean O'Malley of Boston mentions the USCCB on his blog
17. Bishop Thomas Wenski of Orlando has written at length
18. Archbishop John Nienstedt of Saint Paul/Minneapolis challenges Pelosi's statement
19. Cardinal Francis George of Chicago, President of the US Bishops, has weighed-in
20. Bishop Robert Vasa of Baker, OR publishes in the Catholic Sentinel
21. Bishop Jerome Listecki of La Crosse, WI responds in a word document
22. Bishop Richard Lennon of Cleveland, OH will comment in his September 5th column (PDF)
23. Bishop Ralph Nickless of Sioux City, IA has one of the very best responses I've read
24. Archbishop George Niederauer of San Francisco has invited Pelosi to a "conversation"
25. Bishop Glen Provost, LA: "Catholic Church clear on when human life begins"
26. Bishop Nicholas DiMarzio of Brooklyn: "Judging the Candidates"

{Last updated on September 10th.}

Notes:

• Previous #23 has been removed. Bishop Joseph Gossman of Raleigh, NC is actually the bishop emeritus, and the new bishop, Michael Burbidge has not, to my knowledge, made a personal statement.
• Previous #16 has also been removed, it was an erroneous duplication of current #13.
• #26 was added September 10th, although he published his column September 6th

[wac3rd]

They looney bin is full with illegals...what to do now, Comrade?

[Mylesdad]

“a pair of parents and their visibly pregnant teenage daughter sit on a dead bear sprawled across a couch they had to have shipped because there isn’t an Ethan Allen in Anchorage.”

Just for the record, the Capital of Alaska is Juneau, not Anchorage.

[SSS Two]

In the Alaska governor's mansion, a pair of parents and their visibly pregnant teenage daughter sit on a dead bear sprawled across a couch they had to have shipped because there isn't an Ethan Allen in Anchorage.

Mr. Rall must have failed that 4th grade test on states and their capitals. Alaska's governor's mansion isn't in Anchorage.

[RoadKingSE]

In this column, Rall advocates mandatory abortions for anyone aged 25 or less (and while he's at it, wants to make tobacco and teen marriage illegal).

Ted meets with SF Community Organizers

"But inserting foreign objects in our rectums is okay right Ted? And about those marijuana laws. Can we tawk?"

[appleharvey]

Ted Rall is non-human and always has been.

How true! I think this sad little man hates everything including himself.What a vile disgusting piece of work he is.

[mimaw]

Ted's mother should have aborted and sterilized by the state.

[cricket]

Unless, like Jamie Lynn Spears; who took it to the Media; better these piranha just 'shut-the-hell-up'. . .and go find their food elsewhere.