Levi Johnston and Fat Girlfriend Arrive in St. Paul (PDS & NY Mag Vitriol)

New York Magazine ^ | Sept 3 2008 | Unknown

[Zechariah_8_13]

Oh FINE. She’s not fat, she’s just pregnant. Whatever, we’re just jealous. The Palin family — most importantly, let's face it, Bristol Palin and her baby Daddy Levi Johnson— recently arrived at the airport in St. Paul, where they were greeted by John and Cindy "Crazy Hair" McCain, etc. Levi was casually dressed in a sweater and pants that, while baggy, did little to disguise the splendor of his muscular teenage jailbait frame. Alas, ladies and gents, this one is, obviously, taken. The McCain campaign earlier announced that Levi and Bristol were planning on getting married, and the eagle-eyed biddies over at the Times Caucus blog have spotted a rock on young Bristol's porky (KIDDING!) pregnant finger!

[Mr. Silverback]

My, you sure do like to bang the hypocrisy drum over Bristol Palin.

[WOSG]

One word: Narcissism.

That’s about as far as you can get from Country First Patriots, isn’t it?

[Malesherbes]

I didn’t read the whole article; it’s too soon after breakfast. Did Pressler mention that Levi is a self-described “redneck?” He’s out in the sun tracking moose when far to the southeast idiots are inside reading New York Magazine.

[SierraGal]

We need “separated at birth” comparison pics - Jessica and the Wicked Witch of the East (West? either one will do)

[word_warrior_bob]

Stan Laurel’s love child?

[Las Vegas Ron]

You remember, of course, that Michelle famously referred to Obama as “her baby daddy”.

Nah, too busy calling names snd being PC

[Las Vegas Ron]

Female (possibly?) Jay Leno

[Aggie Mama]

Great eye!

[kcvl]

Jessica Pressler

[kcvl]

JP (Jessica Parker) is getting burned for going blackface while sunbathing on a bed of indie rocks and she done irked all the wrong people - HuffPo, Style Dash, Gawker, Gothamist, Colonel K Speaks, and Brooklyn Vegan.

[kcvl]

That should be Jessica Pressler not Parker. Who could tell since they are both butt ugly.

[Covenantor]

Who knew the joker sired so many offspring?

[Enchante]

re: “no publicity is bad publicity”

Exactly, she’ll raise her profile among leftists with this garbage, and while a few may be mildly uncomfortable, that will pass and her magazine career will benefit. If Michael Moore can make millions with his swill then it’s clear there’s always a market for depraved character assassination from the left.

[HighlyOpinionated]

They don't even spell his name correctly in the article. It's JOHNS-T-ON, you blowvators. If you can't spell the name correctly, what else have you screwed up?

Just remember, THIS is the color of a pit bull's lipstick.

[kcvl]

Just be happy she (Jessica) didn’t call him F***n Johnston. That’s her favorite word.

[HungarianGypsy]

It’s not just you. My husband would chase after me ten times as much (which is a lot to begin with) when I was pregnant (no wonder I have five children). I remember being pregnant with my second baby and the Circle K clerk kept flirting with me.

[weegee]

Women Libbers sure have gotten catty in the past 10 days.

[AmericaUnite]

Bristol is beautiful.

[sarasota]

I noticed that at Borders they had US right by the cash registers, lest anyone try to make mischief. The rack was full.

[sarasota]

These mags support Beltway women. And women on the Left Coast. It IS another planet and thank God I live in fly-over country.