Posted on 09/08/2008 9:04:58 AM PDT by Zechariah_8_13
Oh FINE. Shes not fat, shes just pregnant. Whatever, were just jealous. The Palin family most importantly, let's face it, Bristol Palin and her baby Daddy Levi Johnson recently arrived at the airport in St. Paul, where they were greeted by John and Cindy "Crazy Hair" McCain, etc. Levi was casually dressed in a sweater and pants that, while baggy, did little to disguise the splendor of his muscular teenage jailbait frame. Alas, ladies and gents, this one is, obviously, taken. The McCain campaign earlier announced that Levi and Bristol were planning on getting married, and the eagle-eyed biddies over at the Times Caucus blog have spotted a rock on young Bristol's porky (KIDDING!) pregnant finger!
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Was over at the local Wal-Mart night before last.
Noticed at the checkout there was a magazine with Sarah Palin’s photo and something about lies.
I mentioned to the cashier that the magazine US was not very complimentary.
The cashier said “it is just awful how that woman is being treated and I don't even belong to her party”.
How is he jailbait? He's 18.
Rachael Maddow comes to mind.
It’s funny, in a NYC sort of way.
I was in line at Walgreen's last night and noticed the Us magazine with that horrible, "Babies, lies, and scandal!" cover didn't look like it had sold a single copy. The rack was nearly full. People and whatever other magazines near it were all almost out, but that one was full.
Egads!
I know of a few guys from my alma mater that would hit that...scary, eh?
I went with my wife to a doctor's appointemtn the other day and thought there were several copies each of Business Week, ESPN and Field & Stream in th waiting room, there were only women's mags and a single copy of New York magaazine in the exam room. I took a look through it out of curiousity. It wasn't a mag from a large city, it was a mag from another planet. They even had an article about how you want to make sure you follow plastiv surgery trends so you don't end up with a face that's out of fashion.
With articles like this, no wonder the unemployment rate is up - just getting rid of the garbage from the useless media! These nasty people couldn’t even keep a job as a Wal-Mart greeter - you actually have to be nice.
Oh come on....She was being funny. Obviously she was hamming it up, being catty like that. She is saying what women everywhere are saying; Bristol’s beau is a hunk, and they are jealous.
I found this picture of a writer in the New York area, but listed with several different publications. Apparently she can't keep a job.
Jessica better tread lightly.....I can see the handwriting on the wall......this woman will get pregnant...read ‘get fat’... by some hot guy she becomes obssessed with....give birth by herself..... because she is unable to stay in a relationship or keep a man interested long enough to get married. Then who will have the last word?
Snarky, unmarried leftist. I bet you could land her on the first date, no problem.
Can you FEEL the LOVE?..
Oh well, may as well join in:
You could plow a field with that chin.
Our press is so macho - picking on a teenage girl who can’t fight back.
Wow, the lefties hit new lows and are still digging. This “article” is the definition of ugly.
Wow...do you kill flies with a sledgehammer?
Switch to decaf, dude.
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