Posted on 09/03/2008 8:36:57 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, Doctor of Democracy, and Chief of the Patriotism Police. He is the man who runs America. He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I was spitting nails!
Great find ~ Levi being a stand-up dude.
LOL it just gets better, doesn’t it?
“McCain arrives (in St Paul), greets Palin daughter, father-to-be”
Funny that....
I don’t remember an “Obama Arrives (in Denver), Greets Bidens Soon-to-be-indicted son” headline, do you?
I hope Fred continues to play a strong role in the campaign. He squashes the lib pundits and talking heads during interviews.
Newt, too.
She better be the person of the year for Time magazine!
That my friend, needs to be repeated over and over, even though I have my doubts Time has the guts.
She better be the person of the year for Time magazine!
She better be the person of the year for Time magazine!
She better be the person of the year for Time magazine!
She better be the person of the year for Time magazine!
She better be the person of the year for Time magazine!
She better be the person of the year for Time magazine!
She better be the person of the year for Time magazine!
She better be the person of the year for Time magazine!
She better be the person of the year for Time magazine!
She better be the person of the year for Time magazine!
She better be the person of the year for Time magazine!
She better be the person of the year for Time magazine!
I never heard FRED speak so fast as last night. Not even on “Law and Order”!
If he is keeping track so he can ridicule it, then you know that HE knows the Dems are in deep doo-doo.
Go Sarahcuda!
I couldn’t agree more with your analysis of Joe Lieberman vis a vis the Democrat Party.
Simply loved Fred’s speech last night. You could really tell he was fired up! and good for him at being so.
Rosario Marin, US Treasurer to Bush 2001-3 is ripping the media up re: Palin on CSPAN now.
Hi FF!! (((Fudd Fan)))
I had a thought...who is going to introduce Governor Palin tonight? I know that in 2004, Lynne Cheney introduced her husband, and Fred introduced (via video) President Bush...
I understand that they are busy taking care of business, and I can understand if the campaign doesn't want to link itself with that of the Bush Administration (though the media will do it anyway) but I think it would be so nice for both of these men to be there, to "stand and be recognized" for their eight years of leadership.
Maybe the concern is that Cheney and Bush would get more applause than McCain (but not for Palin)...no conspiracy theories, I'm just thinking it would be great for the current VP to introduce the next one!
Hey Fawn, at least you got the chance. Was too late here in Indiana. He was ALWAYS my first choice. His speech last night, wow. I was standing here CHEERING, cause I KNEW he was THE right choice. Couldn’t understand why oh why!! so many conservatives were so cool about him. But, he really never showed THIS side of himself. Just bits and pieces of what I knew was there. Oh, well......
That being said,
GO!! McCain/Pain!!
pattyjo
in the late 60’s the Cowboys had a receiver named Fare Hooker....I popped off saying there is no worse name. My dad said I can think of one....Unfare Hooker
There is a BIG difference in the way the MSM is covering the RNC vs. the DNC.
They’ll break in for anything.
I wish that Fred had the same fire in belly during the primary..
he let the chick interviewing him get in all her Dem talking points
Yeah, Obama is sayings nothing said about the economy last night, well, how about tax cuts? Though, if you say tax cuts to a Democrat, they’ll change the subject to government spending to insult Republicans, not that they don’t deserve it, but at least they cut tax rates
I watched it on FoxNews. Britt Hume let the whole thing go without comment.
Rush is so true about speculators making boatloads of money driving the price of oil down!! I wish I could remember the tinfoil anti-big oil anti-speculator Freepers to ping to this.
There for a second I thought it was going to be time for a LifeLock ping. I want to see how he works in a Rinnai pitch.
Any time any one of us goes to the doctor, we are placing a burden on them, a burden that they will have to care for us the best that they have sworn to do in order to save our lives.
So why is Obama so scared that a child may survive an abortionist’s murder attempt? Why is Obama so frightened at the thought of a child in dire need of medical assistance actually being given that assistance in a timely fashion? Obama would rather see a living, breathing human being suffer painfully and die painfully, as a result of doing nothing wrong, only having caused someone an inconvenience by being alive.
Obama, you love the idea of painful deaths for infants, so why don’t you agree with the death penalty for vicious GUILTY murderers who are on death row? You, Obama, and your twisted ilk are the problem with America. Why don’t you go to Africa and try to cause change there. (That way, you could take care of your half-brother living on a dollar a month, who you have previously ignored and neglected.)
The name “Levi Johnston” conjures up a pioneer in 19th-century America.
HUBBA HUBBA!
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