Posted on 09/03/2008 7:26:24 AM PDT by PackerBronco
September 3, 2008
As McCain's choice of Sarah Palin for vice president continues to be engulfed in controversy, new questions have been raised about her fitness for office. “The fact that Sarah Palin has just given birth, shows that she is still menstruating,” explained noted feminist author Nola Wright. “Because of that, once of month she will suffer cramping, mood swings, and adopt a temperament that may be unsuitable for public office.” “There’s indeed a reason for concern, “ said Dr. Karen Karlson of Seattle, Washington. “’That Time of the Month’ is a difficult time for many women and I would expect it to be no different for Mrs. Palin”.
“I know I have problem functioning adequately “ said a female CEO of a noted software company. “And I can’t imagine risking the fate of the country ever few days of month when we don’t have to.” The issue has galvanized many of Hillary Clinton’s supporters who now say they will support Barack Obama. “We just can’t take the risk, “ explained one supporter. “We have to put the safety and security of our country first.”
The issue has reminded many of McGovern’s problem with his VP choice of Thomas Eagleton in 1972. When news had surfaced that Eagleton was taking shock treatments for a mental imbalance, Eagleton was forced from the ticket. “McCain is now confronting that same choice, “ pointed out a noted political strategist. “In many ways the Palin situation is worse. Eagleton’s condition was treatable, but there is no treatment for the aches, bloating, and temperment problems that Sarah Palin suffers from on a monthly basis. While there are drugs and medications that Palin can take to ease her condition, it’s not a cure. “I also worry about drugs possibly being addicting, “ noted Dr. Karlson.
“I think this calls into question McCain’s judgement as well”, pointed out political columnist Maureen Taylor. “Did they properly vet Palin before picking her? Did they understand that for several days per month she is physically incapable of occupying any position of authority? These are answers that the McCain campaign owes the American people.”
Palin’s defenders point out that she is 44 and is moving out of her child-bearing years, but others still profess their doubts. “She may be moving out of her child-bearing years, but she is also moving into menopause, “ replied Dr. Karlson, “and for many women menopause is more debilitating than PMS. I think concerns have to be raised about her fitness for high office for many years to come.”
Wow....Isn’t it amazing how these “Feminist leaders” turn out to be the worst misogynist pigs of the whole DemoLiberal Death Cult hordes of baby butcherers?
Why post such Bravo Sierra without links?
I'm surprised the kitties haven't visited.
Guess all the above can’t read your title, vanity, satire etc .........:o)
Funny !
Sad part is the MSM will pick this up and run with it no doubt.......LOL !
Funny piece of writing.
Look PackerBronco. Although this is a satire it isnt one bit funny. I know some common folk around here who are at the shooting stage of anger and things like this do not help even though it is supposed to be a piece on humor.
As I said. There are a good many folk I know who are actually at the stage of going to a Democrat event and shoot the place up. I have to say that It might even drive me off the edge and join them.
Enough is enough.
Re: Concerns Raised about Palin and PMS
Give ‘em time. It’s only 11:00 here in the east.
Well, satire has two purposes: one is humor and the other is to illuminate absurdity by taking current events to the next logical level. I apologize to anyone who misinterpreted my post as being literal news. I should have been more explicit in the title that this was satire.
I have been absolutely amazed by the last few days. If anyone had written a post predicting that reporters and commentators would be attacking Sarah Palin's character and judgement for giving birth to a Down's syndrome baby; would be seriously postulating that the baby was not hers, and would then attack the character of her 17 year-old daughter, I would have said they were nuts and paranoid. I might even had dismissed it as satire.
We live in sad and strange times. I don't know if there is a word describing the emotion of angered astonishment, but that is what I'm feeling today.
If you wrote that, you are an idiot. If you just posted it, you are just as much of an idiot.
http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/193845.php
There is solid evidence that Sarah Palin may have been fully naked (aka nude) at certain times during her term as Governor, may have worn scandalous lingerie at other points, and may have even engaged in wild sex acts in private that would be positively scandalous in public. Although the full details are still unavailable, it’s come to light that Sarah Palin repeatedly exploited a blue-collar Eskimo worker for her own private amusement in the bedroom, and that she had sex with him on at least four separate occasions. It’s also well-known in Alaska that Sarah Palin got pregnant by a young snowmobile racer (see photo at right). (The snowmobiler openly admits he is the father of Palin’s child. Palin claims her husband “Todd†is the father.)
The allegations don’t stop there. In the course of our investigations, we have uncovered that there are very credible allegations of topless dancing, moose-tipping, mooning, miscegenation, murder, Mormonism, racketeering, racism, favoritism, flatulence, “Fairbanks hot plates,†goobery, global warming, oral sex, orgies, onanism, Catholicism, conspiracy, carbon emissions, corruption, cronyism, cover-ups, climate change, cohabitation, cornhole, usury, short-sheeting, smuggling, satan worship, Santaria (aka “voodooâ€), infidelity, whistle-blowing, animal sex (including bestiality), astigmatism, abortion, prostitution, polyamory, peeing in the snow, papism, pornographic (aka “porn†or “sexâ€) videos, embezzlement, bribery, battery, barratry, bigotry, buggery, backroom dealing, nepotism, nihilism, nudity, dildos, and various gay / lesbian activity (i.e., sodomy) taking place in Alaska, the very state Sarah Palin promised to clean up.
There are credible claims that Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Angelina Jolie and Pat Buchanan have each visited Sarah Palin’s state on at least one occasion—and engaged in who knows what sort of illicit and/or racist behavior while they were there. The Pat Buchanan allegations are particularly disturbing, owing to the fact that the Alaska governor had full knowledge of Buchanan’s travel plans and allowed Buchanan safe passage into and out of Alaska without even detaining or questioning him. Some claim that Buchanan was even granted “protection†by Alaska state police and local law enforcement. If any state or local law enforcement officials made any formal requests for authorization to capture or kill Pat Buchanan, such requests fell on deaf ears, and were very likely suppressed at the very highest levels of government. Was this the real reason Michael Wooten and Walter Monegan fell out of favor with the Ice Queen? Were they threatening to blow the whistle? I suspect this is just the tip of the iceberg.
Its satire.
The attacks against her are really getting to the point of literal fighting being a potential.
It did not have the ‘satire’ tag in the opening salvos of the post.
Ahhh ha !........my bad !
Stay safe !
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