SNIFF
Posted on 09/01/2008 8:53:41 PM PDT by Short Order Kook
OK boys and girls!
For my first post, I offer the Mother of All Camp Fire Stories for your weekend nightmare delight.
I will explain to everyone, right here and right now, exactly how McWhat'sHisName and Palin will lose to the Dhimmicrats come November.
But let me first lay some ground work....
First we know that when it comes down to World-Class skills in digging up dirt on an opponent, there is none better than Clinton, Inc. There has been much discussion here regarding how much effort the Clintons might exert in getting their opponent (BHO) elected this Fall. Some would call it a conflict of interest since if The Rookie gets elected, Hillary would have zero chance in the future to visit 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue without an engraved invitation and Secret Service pass. We all know that the Dhimmicrats need their skills and network of muck-raking myrmidons in order to win.
Second, by the deafening sounds of exploding Moonbats, we know that Palin is a winner. We know that for the GOP this means a lot at many different levels, to the simple mind of the Liberal though, its nothing but McWhat'sHisName pandering to the female vote. Judging by the hit pieces authored by the "sophisticated" bull dykes and published by the enemedia , McWhat'sHisName should have picked Olympia Snow because of her vast accomplishments. (yeah, right). So we know that they still want to have a womyn push through the glass ceiling, just not a real woman.
Third, these Freudian slips made by both The One and Plugs lead me to believe that both of them know something that the rest of us don't know.
Fourth, the "debate", other than the usual scandals and over-the-top X-Gate hallucinations dreamt up by basement-dwellling Kos droolers, is one not of "accomplishments" but of the all too subjective quality of "experience". Apparently the enemedia considers ten years as a grifting sinecure as being "more experience" than two years of wildly popular governorship. This is not a mistake or a shortcoming on the talking heads to steer the debate in this way. It is also not a mistake or an oversight in the same talking heads comparing the GOP #2 to the DNC #1. Both political parties are fantasizing over a televised debate between the two most charismatic candidates in the campaign. Now why would anyone want to run their A team against their opponent's B team, especially since there is nothing to win and all to lose in doing so? Isn't the first string team supposed to be better than the second string? What happens if the underdog defeats Zeus in the Colliseum?
Fifth, those who have more than a couple functioning braincells in both parties know that if Obeyme had his way, Iran would have nukes the day after the inauguration and Israel would be glowing for the next 10,000 years beginning the next day. Then the economy would crash making iTunes and Pot the next realized basic human"Rights" that the unemployed leftists would demand to be ensured by what was left of Uncle Sugar.
So now that we find that the Democrats are returning to atheism since their god didn't completely wipe out New Orleans as they had hoped and prayed, and now have to come up with some way to deal with their past-his-prime boy band Rock Star who isn't selling out even the most favorable venues.
They have to get rid of Their Messiah without the "core constituency" in half the metropolitan areas in the US from showing the French "youths" how rioting is really done.
Remember a few months ago when The Messiah was all upset because some "contractor" within the State Department dared to look at His passport records? Not just "hey, quit reading my mail" sort of upset, but "I want heads to roll" sort of anger. Enter the great Kook conspiracy regarding Barry Soetoro's Certificate of Live Birth. I have only heard Roger Hedgecock out of San Diego dare spend just short of an hour musing on this topic. ALL of the majors refuse to even allow the subject to be brought up on their shows! Glenn Beck spent an entire hour trying to condemn Zeus for His choice of campaign theme music, and thought nothing about how petty and stupid his effort was, yet when a caller dared to bring up the question regarding Obeyme's legitimacy as a candidate on Constitutional grounds, he was cussed out, shamed into even bringing it up because, unlike the choice in campaign music, would look petty and cheap even thinking about it.
What happened to that Philadelphia lawyer and his lawsuit? I hear conflicting reports on its progress, then.... nothing...
OK, so here is the Great Conspiracy that will win the presidential election for the Demoncats this November.
Sometime later this month, or very early in October, the Surprise will be that all of us right-wing conspiracy kooks were correct, Barry Soetoro is ineligible to be President.
I think when it comes down to the Godzilla vs The Thing, or as others would recognize it - Chicago Political Machine vs Team Clinton, the Clintons hide the dead better, though the Mob in Chicago would definitely give us a valiant silver medal. In the end, the powers behind the presidency will prevail, the face just won't be black.
Let's say that Bill Corleone makes Hussein Obama a deal something on the order of: "Hey, we will own the White House, and a fillibuster proof Senate, how would you like to be a Supreme Court Justice?" There would be a moment's careful thought and consideration, then the real Kenyan birth certificate is layed on the table.
Barak Hussein Obama then calls a press conference, tells everyone in his most sincere, uh, um, ahh, uhhh, voice that He is sorry that He can not run as President, the Constitution prohibits Him from running as President, the Constitution is the most important document in the world, yada, yada, ahh, um, err, ehh, yada.
Using the Lautenburg Precedent which allows disqualified federal office candidates to circumvent campaign and election laws and be replaced by washed up has-beens so that no political party is disenfranchised (like the Party that runs against Ted Kennedy), Joe Biden will fulfill all of these Freudian slips and announce that He has the experience to run as President, then by some perverted interpretation of the 25th Amendment to the Constitution, he will step up and appoint Hillary Clinton as Vice Presidential candidate all without the benefit of throwing together a hasty convention to approve all of this.
Now you can see why the Enemedia has turned the debate towards "experience", and why they have made the case that perhaps Joe Biden's MORE years in Congress than McWhat'sHisName, and Hitlery's vast experience (sans any real accomplishments) trumps the GOP ticket in all that matters.
The Enemedia now has something they can perseverate on, the GOP will be screaming "unfair, unfair", will be shown as screaming, whining babies, the Clintonistas and the Feminazis will be overjoyed, the Demoncats will find religion as their god has come and returned to their side, and allegedly the Independents will be convinced that the Demoncat ticket is "more experienced" and "more capable" than some old wrinkly dude and some relatively unknown housefrau.
Oy.
Too much sugar today?
FR should have sobriety tests on long weekends.
We don’t need this crap
It is usually a good idea to watch, listen and get the lay of the land around here first, my friend.
A vanity post like this is not the way to start off. Just a suggestion...
I need to send your order back it is only half kooked.
Brain scan.
SNIFF
Good lord, get a grip.
Source link?
Having read the detailed analysis proving Obama’s Certificate of Live Birth from Hawaii a proven forgery, I’m inclined to think you’ve quite an active imagination.
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Short Order Kook
Since Sep 1, 2008
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For my first post, I offer the Mother of All Camp Fire Stories for your weekend nightmare delight.
How about this for you next story topic?............
The oil is all in Texas
But the dip sticks are in D.C.
WooHoo!!!
Jaz in da house!!
I would definitely fail a breathalyzer right now, but I’m still more coherent than the OP’s rant.
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