CNN BREAKING-As Of 3:11AM, It's Official-IT'S BIDEN

CNN/TCRLAF | 8-23-08 | TCRLAF

[tcrlaf]

On as we speak as breaking News, Text messages going out NOW

[weegee]

And they know this because it has been at LEAST 10 minutes since they last got txts that it was Stern Rules or Baba Booey!

[LibertyRocks]

I’m waiting for my Obama bin Biden T Shirt and Bumper Sticker.
Any for sale yet? It’s been almost a half hour.

Just for you... :)
http://www.cafepress.com/No_ObamaBiden08

(I’ll create more over the weekend! LOL)

[dennisw]

First Take   [Peter Robinson]
Before winning election to the Senate three-and-a-half decades ago—Biden ranks fourth in seniority among Democrats, sixth overall; how's that for a fresh face?—Biden practiced law for three years.  That's it.  Three years of fresh-out-of-law school practice represents the sum and total of Biden's profession experience before joining the Senate.

Obama-Biden? A candidate with an astonishingly thin professional background—Community organizer?  Desultory lecturer in law school?—has just named as his running mate a man whose principal professional achievement is to have perfected his skills as a gasbag.
08/23 02:01 AM

(from The Corner)

[mkjessup]

McCain should do a 3am commercial about this whole fiasco.

OPENING SCENE:

Camera pans across dark bedroom with clock showing "3:00 AM"...

PHONE RINGS

John McCain wakes up, alert, reaches for phone, says "Yes? He picked WHO?" Listens to voice on phone, then chuckles and says "OK, thanks, G'nite!"

HANGS UP PHONE

Camera pans to Cindy McCain (looking gorgeous for that late hour) says "Anything serious Honey?"

Camera zooms in on John McCain who grins and says "Nothing we have to worry about Babe"

Camera pans to Cindy McCain who says "Well as long as we're awake..."

CAMERA FADES TO BLACK, AMIDST CHUCKLING AND GIGGLING...


John McCain's voice says "I'm John McCain, and I'd like to thank Senator Obama for (chuckles) 'disturbing' my sleep..."

[meyer]

Cool - Dumb and Dumber. And they’re interchangeable.

[dennisw]

Rush Limbaugh has been running down Joe Bidden a lot. So Friday he starts saying he hopes Obama ignores his advice and is still considering Bidden. Well, Rush’s prayers were answered.

Tune in Rush on Monday and he’ll be laughing and joking about this Bidden pick

*** Me too. I’m amazed Bidden was picked. There were much better people to balance out that high strung/callow youth/thin resume image of Obama

[Islander7]

[According2RecentPollsAirIsGood]

...Attorney General Charles Bronson

If that were possible, I believe my dad would let out on eardrum-piercing squeal of glee and then the next day tell my mom they were going on a second honeymoon to celebrate. (Knowing my dad and his completely opposite demeanor, the mental image of this is making me crack up. : D )

[mkjessup]

Astounding! I take my ears, hair and hat off to you Sir! LOL

[lainie]

TEXT MESSAGES GOING OUT NOW!

oh joy!

:scrumpled face:

[MEG33]

ROFLOL!

[drierice]

Too funny. Obama can’t hardly put together one sentence (uh,uh) and Biden never knows when to shut up.

So Caroline Kennedy thinks Biden should be a heartbeat from the presidency?

Biden knows the One isn’t ready to be president - he said it himself. This is gonna be darn good!

[Yaelle]

They aren’t hairplugs. It’s a scrotal weave.

[PowerPro]

What makes this even more hilarious is the fact that all I’ve heard for the last few days (last night in particular) was how amazing the Obama Camp was...how disciplined...to not leak the info out before the text message.

*snort*

[lainie]

that’s just wrong.

[BombHollywood]

Pretty good! How ‘bout doing one that just says:

Joebama

LOL!!!

[XR7]

What makes this even more hilarious is the fact that all I’ve heard for the last few days...how disciplined...to not leak the info out before the text message.

Friday morning, Obama bragged to CBS Early Show co-anchor Harry Smith that he was too disciplined to let it out early: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/08/22/earlyshow/main4372737.shtml

[TN4Liberty]

Numerology? Astrology?

I'm looking for associations with the number 19. :)

[PowerPro]

Obama? Bragging??

That seems so unlike him.

;)

[MaxMax]

Is her name is Luka, and does she live on the second floor?