Posted on 08/20/2008 8:05:20 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, Doctor of Democracy, and Chief of the Patriotism Police. He is the man who runs America. He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
MoonBat alert! to call McCain NOT a Christian? the hell hole of the Hanoi Hilton will make anyone a Christian! the woman is NUTS!
I think Lorraine X was foaming at the mouth there. ROFLMAO
I wonder if she’ll be in Denver next week?
Voters seeing through Captain BS bs
Purple Avenger
McPain has a 9 point edge on managing the economy — which is quite a statement in itself, since he’s admitted in the past his economic chops are mediocre at best.
...McCain now has a 9-point edge, 49 percent to 40 percent, over Obama on the critical question of who would be the best manager of the economy — an issue nearly half of voters said was their top concern in the November 4 presidential election.
That margin reversed Obama’s 4-point edge last month on the economy over McCain, an Arizona senator and former Vietnam prisoner of war who has admitted a lack of economic expertise and shows far greater interest in foreign and military policy...
My theory is the public is starting to realize that even with a Clintonesque gutting of the military, there’s still not enough money left to pay to feed all the Unicorns Obama is promising unless there’s some massive tax increases in store he’s not talking about. People aren’t completely stupid, they know the price of Purina UnicornChow and it ain’t cheap.
And if you aren’t a Jehovah’s Witness you have to go through some sort of sealing ceremony, amongst other things? What the heck was she talking about?
The woman is crazy. Too bad Rush didn’t read where Bud Day told him the same story at the Hanoi Hilton. I guess she would call that great man a liar too.
Shellie snuck a cell phone into ‘Potential First Lady Re-Education Camp?’
No kidding. Did she say that you can't be a Christian unless you speak in tongues??? WTF is that?
So in the effort to make McCain look like Joe Biden, they end up showing their obvious need to learn how to do accurate research.
Priceless!
LOL! If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck....
Maybe the guy who claims that Stephen King was really John Lennon’s killer will call in.
When the Witnesses show up at my doorstep, I tell them I’m the Director of the local hospital blood bank. That gets ‘em running fast.
Unless tongues is what uh um uh sounds like. Wagging in tongues.
Wasn’t his father CINCPAC?? Can’t get much higher
Sure to be up on RUSH 24/7
Obama doesn’t want to burden Abortion Doctors, from
State of Illinois
92nd General Assembly
Regular Session
Senate Transcript March 30, 2001
Page 87
http://www.ilga.gov/senate/transcripts/strans92/ST033001.pdf
if were placing a burden on the doctor that says you have to keep alive even a previable child
Every once in a while I’m reminded of how many people live in an alternate reality. It’s scary to contemplate.
re: caller
Is this Lorraine ‘Phelps’?
First darling, different gifts of the spirit.
Second, there are many Vietnamese Christians... see the Catholics on the history.
Third,
Sol (God bless his soul), didn’t write that. It was rumored he wrote it in another book... nope. It was rumored it was in an interview... haven’t found it yet.
She left a few out:
They threw the kitchen sink in here, yes... he’s a muslim too
http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2008/6/21/4349/73033
Funny, did I miss ‘he converted to Judaism’?
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