[sono]

When the Witnesses show up at my doorstep, I tell them I’m the Director of the local hospital blood bank. That gets ‘em running fast.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Why does that make them run away?

[PennsylvaniaMom]

True story...it was close to Trick or Treat day, and I was wearing a black, embroidered t-shirt (w/a cute, friendly Jack-O-Lantern on it) and black slacks. I was carrying a collapsable witches hat (w/matching plastic broom)...my daughter and I were going to a Girl Scout function (but we weren't dressing up...just going w/the 'theme'. JWs came to my door...I donned the hat, told them they arrived early for my 'coven' and they just looked at me at left. Really quickly (for older ladies). This was like ten years ago...and I haven't had a return JW visit. I must be in some sort of data base now...

I'll have to remember the blood bank idea though...its a good one.

[Ingtar]

As does saying, “As I was telling my coven last week...”