Monty Python it is!
Bruce: Well gentlemen, I’ll just remind you of the faculty rules. Rule one, no poofters. Rule two, no member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abbos in any way whatsoever, if there’s anyone looking. Rule three, no poofters. Rule four, I don’t want to catch anyone not drinking in their rooms after lights-out. Rule five, no poofters. Rule six, there is *no* rule six. Rule seven, no poofters.
Mr. Moneypenny???
G’day Bruce!