Wife Tries to Sell Husband's Lover's Underpants on EBay

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[onlylewis]

A scorned Australia woman is airing her husband's dirty laundry on a global scale by auctioning a picture of his mistress' underwear on eBay.

[hoe_cake]

Revenge is sweet.

Hope those undies are HUGE!

[bajabaja]

After reading the “entire story” at the EBAY link, I have some pity for the “soon to be ex-husband.”

What he did was wrong, but reading her diatribe, I think I understand why he “strayed.”

Kylie wasn’t like Anna. The couple is better apart, and he may be much better.

[massgopguy]

At least she didn’t sell his Golf Clubs.

[Bob]

an empty condom wrapper “size small”

Nothing says "scorned" like describing a condom as "size small".

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

While he was schemeing
I was beamin in the Beamer just beamin
Can’t believe that I caught my man cheatin’
So I found another way to make him pay for it all

So I went
To Neiman-Marcus on a shopping spree
And on the way I grabbed Soley and Mia
And as the cash box rang I thought everything away

(Oops)
There goes the dreams we used to say
(oops)
There goes the time we spent away
(oops)
There goes the love I had but you cheated on me
And thats worth that now
(oops)
There goes the house we made a home
(oops)
There goes you’ll never leave me alone
For all the lies you told
This is what you owe

Hey Ladies
When your man wanna get buckwild
Just go back and Hit ‘Em Up Style
Put your hands on his cash
And spend it to the last dime
For all the hard times
Oh
When you go then everything goes
From the crib to the ride and the clothes
So you better let him know that
If he messed up you gotta hit em up

While he was braggin
I was coming down the hill and just draggin
All his pictures and his clothes in the baggin
Sold everything else till there was just nothin left

And I paid
All the bills about a month too late
It’s a shame we have to play these games
The love we had just fades away, away

(Oops)
There goes the dreams we used to say
(oops)
There goes the time we spent away
(oops)
There goes the love I had but you cheated on me
And thats worth that now
(oops)
There goes the house we made a home
(oops)
There goes you’ll never leave me alone
For all the lies you told
This is what you owe

Hey Ladies
When your man wanna get buckwild
Just go back and Hit ‘Em Up Style
Put your hands on his cash
And spend it to the last dime
For all the hard times
Oh
When you go then everything goes
From the crib to the ride and the clothes
So you better let him know that
If he messed up you gotta hit em up

Repeat 1x

All of the dreams you sold
Left me out in the cold
What happened to the days when we used to trust each other
And all of the things I sold
Will take you until you get old
To get ‘em back without me
revenge is better than money you’ll see

Hey Ladies
When your man wanna get buckwild
Just go back and Hit ‘Em Up Style
Put your hands on his cash
And spend it to the last dime
For all the hard times
Oh
When you go then everything goes
From the crib to the ride and the clothes
So you better let him know that
If he messed up you gotta hit em up

CHORUS

—Blu Cantrell

[WayneS]

Wow. Hell REALLY DOES hath no fury...

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Too funny....Hell hath no fury...

[Charles Henrickson]

A scorned Australia woman is airing her husband's dirty laundry on a global scale by auctioning a picture of his mistress' underwear on eBay.

Down Under . . . wear.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

PING!

[Slings and Arrows]

"So THAT'S where I left 'em!"

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[Freedom2specul8]

I have that cd just for that song. :) It cracks me up...

[Freedom2specul8]

Thanks for the underwear alert ping. :-]

[freekitty]

What you need to do is get your wife a dog and let them dog lay on the bed. She will think the dog messed them up and will not get mad at the dog. LOL

However; never take arranged pillows off of the bed. Not a good idea.

[Slings and Arrows]

Thanks for the underwear alert ping. :-]

All a part of our newsbriefs.

[Tamar1973]

I already told hubby that if he cheats on me, that I’ll be mad at her but PO’ed at him.

I won’t call her names or beat her up. I would thank her for taking out the trash and that she can have the sloppy seconds.

[chris_bdba]

ROFLOL!

[tumblindice]

While the “tart’s” skivvies were `car-washing’ panties!

[weegee]

Under where?

[blackie]

Some people have all of the fun!! >:-}

[martinidon]

I would hope they have been washed; skid marks can be a little stinky......