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Wife Tries to Sell Husband's Lover's Underpants on EBay
foxnews.com ^ | news.com.au

Posted on 08/13/2008 11:12:48 AM PDT by onlylewis

A scorned Australia woman is airing her husband's dirty laundry on a global scale by auctioning a picture of his mistress' underwear on eBay.

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TOPICS: Australia/New Zealand; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: johnedwards; nasty
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Revenge is sweet.

Hope those undies are HUGE!


21 posted on 08/13/2008 11:31:45 AM PDT by hoe_cake ("Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." MTwain)
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To: onlylewis

After reading the “entire story” at the EBAY link, I have some pity for the “soon to be ex-husband.”

What he did was wrong, but reading her diatribe, I think I understand why he “strayed.”

Kylie wasn’t like Anna. The couple is better apart, and he may be much better.


22 posted on 08/13/2008 11:32:45 AM PDT by bajabaja
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To: bajabaja

At least she didn’t sell his Golf Clubs.


23 posted on 08/13/2008 11:33:45 AM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: tumblindice
an empty condom wrapper “size small”

Nothing says "scorned" like describing a condom as "size small".

24 posted on 08/13/2008 11:33:44 AM PDT by Bob
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To: onlylewis

While he was schemeing
I was beamin in the Beamer just beamin
Can’t believe that I caught my man cheatin’
So I found another way to make him pay for it all

So I went
To Neiman-Marcus on a shopping spree
And on the way I grabbed Soley and Mia
And as the cash box rang I thought everything away

(Oops)
There goes the dreams we used to say
(oops)
There goes the time we spent away
(oops)
There goes the love I had but you cheated on me
And thats worth that now
(oops)
There goes the house we made a home
(oops)
There goes you’ll never leave me alone
For all the lies you told
This is what you owe

Hey Ladies
When your man wanna get buckwild
Just go back and Hit ‘Em Up Style
Put your hands on his cash
And spend it to the last dime
For all the hard times
Oh
When you go then everything goes
From the crib to the ride and the clothes
So you better let him know that
If he messed up you gotta hit em up

While he was braggin
I was coming down the hill and just draggin
All his pictures and his clothes in the baggin
Sold everything else till there was just nothin left

And I paid
All the bills about a month too late
It’s a shame we have to play these games
The love we had just fades away, away

(Oops)
There goes the dreams we used to say
(oops)
There goes the time we spent away
(oops)
There goes the love I had but you cheated on me
And thats worth that now
(oops)
There goes the house we made a home
(oops)
There goes you’ll never leave me alone
For all the lies you told
This is what you owe

Hey Ladies
When your man wanna get buckwild
Just go back and Hit ‘Em Up Style
Put your hands on his cash
And spend it to the last dime
For all the hard times
Oh
When you go then everything goes
From the crib to the ride and the clothes
So you better let him know that
If he messed up you gotta hit em up

Repeat 1x

All of the dreams you sold
Left me out in the cold
What happened to the days when we used to trust each other
And all of the things I sold
Will take you until you get old
To get ‘em back without me
revenge is better than money you’ll see

Hey Ladies
When your man wanna get buckwild
Just go back and Hit ‘Em Up Style
Put your hands on his cash
And spend it to the last dime
For all the hard times
Oh
When you go then everything goes
From the crib to the ride and the clothes
So you better let him know that
If he messed up you gotta hit em up

CHORUS

—Blu Cantrell


25 posted on 08/13/2008 11:37:03 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Drill Here! Drill Now! Pay Less! Sign the petition at http://www.americansolutions.com/)
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To: onlylewis

Wow. Hell REALLY DOES hath no fury...


26 posted on 08/13/2008 11:38:01 AM PDT by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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To: what_not2007

Too funny....Hell hath no fury...


27 posted on 08/13/2008 11:38:12 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Some days it is not worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: onlylewis
A scorned Australia woman is airing her husband's dirty laundry on a global scale by auctioning a picture of his mistress' underwear on eBay.

Down Under . . . wear.

28 posted on 08/13/2008 11:39:27 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: martin_fierro; JRios1968; Slings and Arrows; EveningStar; pax_et_bonum

PING!


29 posted on 08/13/2008 11:43:27 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Drill Here! Drill Now! Pay Less! Sign the petition at http://www.americansolutions.com/)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...


"So THAT'S where I left 'em!"



30 posted on 08/13/2008 11:55:40 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (~ ~ FREE LAZAMATAZ! ~ ~ [Shipping and handling charges may apply.])
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I have that cd just for that song. :) It cracks me up...


31 posted on 08/13/2008 11:58:59 AM PDT by Freedom2specul8 (Please pray for our troops.... http://www.americasupportsyou.mil/)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Thanks for the underwear alert ping. :-]


32 posted on 08/13/2008 12:00:05 PM PDT by Freedom2specul8 (Please pray for our troops.... http://www.americasupportsyou.mil/)
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To: Hacklehead

What you need to do is get your wife a dog and let them dog lay on the bed. She will think the dog messed them up and will not get mad at the dog. LOL

However; never take arranged pillows off of the bed. Not a good idea.


33 posted on 08/13/2008 12:10:31 PM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote.)
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To: ~Kim4VRWC's~
Thanks for the underwear alert ping. :-]

All a part of our newsbriefs.

34 posted on 08/13/2008 12:13:10 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (~ ~ FREE LAZAMATAZ! ~ ~ [Shipping and handling charges may apply.])
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To: onlylewis

I already told hubby that if he cheats on me, that I’ll be mad at her but PO’ed at him.

I won’t call her names or beat her up. I would thank her for taking out the trash and that she can have the sloppy seconds.


35 posted on 08/13/2008 12:20:50 PM PDT by Tamar1973 (Catch the Korean Wave, one Bae Yong Joon film at a time!)
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To: BykrBayb

ROFLOL!


36 posted on 08/13/2008 12:21:46 PM PDT by chris_bdba
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To: Bob

While the “tart’s” skivvies were `car-washing’ panties!


37 posted on 08/13/2008 12:23:56 PM PDT by tumblindice
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To: Charles Henrickson

Under where?


38 posted on 08/13/2008 12:45:06 PM PDT by weegee (Hi there.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Some people have all of the fun!! >:-}


39 posted on 08/13/2008 12:52:31 PM PDT by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: onlylewis

I would hope they have been washed; skid marks can be a little stinky......


40 posted on 08/13/2008 1:04:23 PM PDT by martinidon
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