Bumper Sticker for the win!

myself ^ | 08/08/08 | struggle

[struggle]

http://www.zazzle.com/offshore_platform_i_3_big_oil_i_3_big_oil_bumpersticker-128812511737718490

Try putting this on your SUV this election year. It is a beaut!

[struggle]

Have fun this election season with your own I <3 BIG OIL bumper sticker. The kids will LOVE IT!

[svcw]

OK it must be late: I (more than) 3 big oil. Sorry just do not get it.

[struggle]

It’s young speak for a heart. <3 = heart. Ask thine children.

[TheBattman]

Actually - isn’t that I (less than) 3 big oil?

Either way - I don’t get it either.

[Don W]

turn your head sideways and it becomes I (heart) big oil.

[svcw]

Ohhhhh

[struggle]

Like I said, the kids will get it.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=%3C3

[Billthedrill]

It’s a little emoticon-style icon. Turn it 90 degrees counter-clockwise and it says “I spayed Big Oil.” No, “I clubbed Big Oil.” Dang it, I was never good at this...

[eddie willers]

I square root of nine it!

[struggle]

Just don’t divide by zero!

[RckyRaCoCo]

I breast feed big oil????

I'm too old to get this sh*%

[doc1019]

So, unless my SUV is on it side, no one will get it”

[bray]

If you like $4/gal, Vote Democrat

Pray for W and Our Troops

[ottbmare]

If I have to stop and figure it out, other drivers will, too. Some of them never will figure it out. Why put on a bumper sticker than most people over 17 won't understand?

I'm making up a bumper sticker that just says plainly,

DRILL HERE
DRILL NOW
PAY LESS

McCAIN '08

[Disciplinemisanthropy]

im less than three big oils put together!

[Cinnamon Girl]

I also thought it says I less than 3 Big Oil.

[Lexinom]

Parsing it at a purely lexical level, "I am less than 3 big oil."

Seriously, I think it's a sideways heart, much like :)

Reminds me of a list I saw long ago about different levels of computer user.

Novice: Wonders what :) means.
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Guru: Wonders what :) means.

[struggle]

Yes, I understand all the semantic arguments against my sticker, but I will say this: I bought a few of these and if kids see this, they will either see it as a funny joke or they might see the hypocrisy of the left. I am a high school teacher and this is my little foray into trolling the kids.

[Always Right]

[HardStarboard]

Right....<3 looks to me like a large breasted girl with a pointy head.

But then I'm old....