Posted on 07/20/2008 11:32:15 AM PDT by Kaslin
Father, have you been to the mall lately and watched an unsupervised group of teenage girls get hit on by the ubiquitous male oxygen thieves? Pretty disturbing, eh? What’s even more mind numbing is the number of beautiful young ladies who actually give these scat based boys the time of day. Unreal.
Ticks you off now, doesn’t it?
If you have a pre-teen niña, then more than likely after watching those mall chicks capitulate to the weird male critter’s advances, you probably just swore to God that your daughter will never grow up to be one of “those girls” who would give one of those yard apes a second glance.
What about the junk on TV, dad? Have you switched on the idiot box and surfed around and seen the outrageous can’t-scrape-it-off-your-shoe compost the Manhattan marketing morons are trying to sell your young Sally before she hits puberty?
In the last few years Hollywood, public schools and universities, the music industry and fashion magazines have succeeded in making your girl feel weird if:
1. She doesn’t make out/sleep with a few chicks.
2. She doesn’t embrace being bad (as good is so, so passé and being a slut, well that’s totally awesome). It’s empowerment!
3. She doesn’t sleep with her zit-faced boyfriend, or at least dole out some ********, lest he become irate for being left high and dry. Yes, if she doesn’t service the young squire, he might get angry and shoot up the school or church or something.
4. She doesn’t drive drunk (heck, Paris, Britney, the Kardashians, Lindsay and Nicole have done it, and it appears they’re okay, right? I mean . . . they’re still on TV and they look pretty and stuff, so . . . it can’t be all that bad, now can it?)
5. She has problems with having a kid when she’s a kid.
6. She doesn’t take nude photos and videos of herself and send them around the planet via MySpace.com.
7. She doesn’t inflate her chest to basketball proportions.
8. She has thin lips and doesn’t inject fat from her butt to plump ‘em up.
9. She won’t date a greasy moron like Flava Flav in order to get on TV, or easy street, or at least capture the keys to a Kia.
10. She has a problem with being a stripper or a pirate hooker.
11. She has a problem being like one of Hef’s splooged-brain girlfriends who’ll have sex with a well-to-do octogenarian simply for his drachmas.
12. She has a problem with donning a Halloween porn costume for her middle school party.
If I were a woman I’d be pretty PO’ed as it appears that “secular progressives” within America have succeeded in making young women known and appreciated only if they’re a mud flap girl, a veritable catch rag for our orgasm-obsessed Onans. The empowered woman of today, dad, is the girl who wears a Hustler T-shirt, will strip on command and has no problemo whatsoever in turning her vagina into a Jiffy Lube. Good job, you secular “progressive” weeds.
The above mentioned cultural coarsening crapola spewed from demented minds of the secular jackanapes kind of makes a father want to get a lifetime supply of beef jerky, several AK-47s and MREs and move the wife and kids six hours north of BFE doesn’t it?
I understand the desire to move to a remote location and isolate your family from this defunct civilization. And I’ve thought about doing it many times. However, I’m not one to retreat. I who would rather live in defiance than duck and run. You cannot live fleeing from bad things all your life or you’ll end up living at Ted Kaczynski’s shack in Light a Fart, Wyoming.
I believe the key to raising girls who will not end up being a chunk of flotsam in our societal swamp is for the parents (in particular the dad) to simply and sacrificially give a flip about their daughter’s life. I call it the GAFF: THE GIVE A FLIP FACTOR. This is the Star Gate to raising stunning girls.
Listen, I don’t care where you hail from, big daddy; if you’re not nuttier than a squirrel turd and are engaged in making sure your baby is emotionally, physically and spiritually healthy, then she’ll be okay even if you guys live next door to Dennis Rodman. Conversely, you can move to Mayberry RFD, and if you disengage from your girl, trust me, she’ll find plenty of junk to get into in you “family friendly” city.
Yep, I believe engaged parents with traditional convictions can raise righteous and rowdy girls no matter how rank the environment is—but it won’t be easy. This is war, old man, and it must be fought with parental passion and persistence, fueled by God’s power and His proven wisdom–24/7 and 365. This must be done from the time your darling pops out of mamma’s belly until you give her hand in marriage to some worthy dude.
I walked in on my young teenage daughters watching something called “Queen Bees” and blocked that show immediately. I told them their IQ just went down a point for every minute watching that garbage. And one of the girls was 20 years old and was quite proud of herself for dating a 40 year old billionnaire, ‘cause he, like, bought her stuff and stuff.
I asked my daughters if they knew the other word for that. They finally begrudgingly acknowledged it was “prostitute”.
I have a long way to go until they are grown and a whole society to override. I just pray they listen.
While I heartily agree with his sentiments, I wish he’s learn to review his facts.
Ted Kaczynski’s shack was not in “Light a Fart, Wyoming.” It was in “Light a Fart, Montana.”
“nuttier than a squirrel turd”
will tuck that one away for future use ;)
Not far from Take a Leak, Utah, as I recall.
Autumn, its parents like you and my sister that make me think that there is hope for the next generation. You did the right thing.
You may think they're not listening, or think you're 'uncool', but they're hearing, and will absorb much more than you think.
Good article. I’ve recently been disgusted by the never-ending monster that is Katy Perry’s PR Machine. She has a song called “I Kissed A Girl” and my preteen daughters asked me what it means. Needless to say I explained as best I could, but I am certainly glad they feel they can *ask* me about this stuff.
Back to Katy. “I kissed a girl and I liked it, taste of her cherry Chap Stick. I kissed a girl just to try it. Hope my boyfriend don’t mind it.” (eyeroll) Not only is it stupid, but Jill Sobule already did this. Regardless, this woman is EVERYWHERE. Her publicists must take no-doz round the clock. She looks like a twin of Zooey Deschanel but dresses worse than an 8-year-old. Beware out there.
I'm getting closer and closer to cancelling my cable TV period. There is so much cursing, sexuality, and violence on there that I'm down to watching MAYBE 6 channels out of 200.
Good for you. They are assaulted with this coarsening of womanhood everywhere they turn as if it’s a good thing. There are barely any appropriate clothes in the stores for teenage girls anymore. You’ve got to talk, talk, talk and hope it sinks in. Another good gambit is to keep them so involved and busy with wholesome activities they don’t have time to watch tv. At least that worked at my house.
Wasn’t the song “Will You Love Me Tomorrow” by The Shirelles, a song about how a girl is about to have sex with her boyfriend and she’s asking the question will he be love with her in the morning?
Yeah my brother has probably become one of those males. He discovered girls young and left everything in dust. He’s usually good, but when you get him with another guy or his girlfriends and I swear he loses 20 IQ points. But if I heard a sniff about him treating a girl like in number 3 he better run, cause I’m the fastest in my family and I have no problem with a good fight :D. Plus he can’t snowball me as easily as my Mom.
I have to say though, I don't approve of her sister having a baby as a teenager, at least she didn't take the easy way out and go get an abortion like her peers and now her and the father are engaged and are going to raise the baby the right way.
Nowadays, the songs don't even bother asking that question, because it's presumed the girls don't even care. That's the fruit of the feminist push for the 'empowerment' of women. Girls are told that to be strong, they have to be the initiators of sexual activity, not just react to the boys. They are NEVER told that their true power lies in their ability to say "NO", and keep their self-respect.
Yeah, my blocked channels are coming to be higher than the watched channels. MTV is an absolute no-no.
If there is a White girl dancer/singer, you can almost bet money there will be three male dancers with at least two of them being black.
Well, it used to be “Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free?”
Now it’s, “Why buy the pig if all you want is a little sausage?”
It’s not just the attitudes of women that have slipped. The Idiocracy is here.
Remind them that once they’ve sold out, regardless of the price of the sale, all future discussions will be about price, not virtue.
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