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Assud the Jew eating peace partner rabbit in better days. Now he's disabled and can collect compensation from Israel.
Posted on 07/17/2008 10:50:37 AM PDT by mojito
That’s one of the more disturbing headlines I’ve written, but it’s completely accurate to describe this utterly depraved Hamas TV show, in which Assud the giant Jew-eating rabbit is tempted by Satan to steal and then is sentenced by ghoulish child host Saraa to have his hand chopped off.
The wonders of sharia. (Courtesy of MEMRI TV.)
Following are excerpts from a Hamas children’s show, titled “The Pioneers of Tomorrow,” which aired on Al-Aqsa TV on July 11, 2008.
Assud the bunny: In the name of Allah, I hope my dad doesn’t see me. God, make him go on sleeping, while I take one or two bills. There’s his stash of money... Man, there is so much money here... No, I must put it back. Stealing is forbidden.
Satan: No, no... What are you doing, Assud?No, Assud, I promised you that nobody would see you or know about this. Take one or two bills. Don’t be afraid, Assud.
Assud: Okay, I’ll just take one... Actually, I’ll take two.
Satan: No, take three.
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Voice of girl: Assud, you were wrong to follow Satan, who is the source of all problems. In addition, you caused problems between your parents. You have no right to cause such a great problem. Don’t you know that stealing leads to Hell. The Prophet Muhammad said: “If my daughter Fatima had stolen, I would have chopped off her hand.” If you were in Saudi Arabia now, they would chop off your hand. Allah said in the Koran: “As for a thief, male or female, cut off their hands: A punishment by example, for their crime.”
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Child TV host Saraa: What do you think about what Assud did?
Asmaa: It was wrong, because “as for a thief, male or female, cut of their hands.”
Assud: Oh my God! You say that my hand should be chopped off, Asmaa?
Asmaa: Yes.
Assud: You think my hand should be chopped off?
Asmaa: What?
Assud: You want my hand to be chopped off?
Asmaa: Yes.
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Nur: The Prophet Muhammad said: "If my daughter Fatima had stolen, I would have chopped off her hand.
Assud: So if Saraa were to steal, her hand should be chopped off, right?
Nur: No.
Assud: When you were little, didn’t you ever steal a shekel or something?
Nur: No, because Allah is watching me.
Saraa: Nur, do you think we should go ahead and chop off Assud’s hand now?
Assud: No, no. Saraa, I’m begging you...
Nur: Saraa, he has repented and promised never to do it again, then that’s it.
Saraa: Well, if we don’t chop off his hand, maybe we should chop off his ear?
Assud: No, please, no, I’m begging you...
To quote the immortal Bugs Bunny, “Doc, let’s not split hares.”
Next week, The Jew hating rabbit teaches the perfect example of Muhammad of how a good Muslim uses an odd number of stones to wipe their butts while facing Mecca.
Bukhari:V1B4N163 "The Prophet said, 'Whoever cleans his private parts with stones should do it with an odd number of stones. And whoever wakes up should wash his hands before putting them in the water for ablution. Nobody knows where his hands were during sleep.'"
As a bonus, the Jew hating rabbit will demonstrate how to use these stones after a hand chopping.
In upcoming weeks, The Jew hating rabbit will speak on the subject- So you got caught stealing AGAIN! What to do with no limbs.
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Assud the Jew eating peace partner rabbit in better days. Now he's disabled and can collect compensation from Israel.
Bet Assud can't take this bunny.
Hamas Bunny Eats Jews POSTED FEBRUARY 17, 2008 | 8:27 PM PST Delicious The Hamas Bunny, Assud.
For those of you who haven't been following the latest activities of the Islamist group Hamas...
In 2007 a character by the name of Farfur was introduced on the Hamas-produced children’s show Tomorrow’s Pioneers. Farfur, the little mouse, bore a striking resemblance to Mickey Mouse and was killed by an Israeli interrogator. I have to say that I think it’s amusing that the outcry against Farfur seemed to have centered around his relationship to Mickey Mouse, not that he was virulently anti-Semitic and incredibly violent. But this is about Hamas' stupidity, not stupidity in general.
Farfur was replaced by a bee named Nahul, who died when he was refused medical care by the Israeli authorities. Now, I don’t deny the medical needs of Gaza, but Hamas rests its support on providing the community services that Fatah was unable to deliver. If someone dies because of lack of medical care, what is Hamas’ reputation based on? I would question Hamas as much as Israel for the death of Nahul.
Now, the latest children’s beast is Assud (lit. “lionâ€) the Rabbit. I nearly fell out of my chair laughing when I saw this article. The reason I found it amusing is because it reminded me of the killer rabbit from Monty Python and Holy Grail. The idea is so farcical it can’t be taken seriously. But then I realized how serious the character is, especially the line “I will finish off the Jews and eat them.†The daily life of Palestinians has moved from tragedy to farce in Hamas’ worldview, but they maintain their hatred of Jews.
I don’t hold Hamas responsible for all the ills befalling the Palestinians; I don’t "blame the victims," to use the words of Edward Said. I do accuse Hamas of exacerbating the ills of the Palestinians. Fatah has failed for a variety of reasons, but they don’t claim to speak in an Islamic voice. Hamas claims to use Islam to better the lives of their people, but they have clearly been frosting their ideological cake with Islamic icing. This use of Islam makes them particular targets of my ire. Their ideology now claims that Muslims must kill Jews and eat them (have these people no sense of irony? It used to be that Jews were accused of killing infant Christian babies to make matzoh; it was meant to be a sign that Jews were sub-human. Now Hamas gladly says they themselves are sub-human.)
This virulent anti-Semitism is not part of a general Islamic ethos, and more people have addressed this issue than I can count. But I look at Assud and I think there is another strain of thought that emerges that is abhorrent to Muslim understandings of Islam, and that thought is hopelessness.
Farfur, Nahul, and Assud all speak to a nihilistic view of the world that says the only point of life is to die. What then does the individual live for? What are their hopes and aspirations? This nihilism is not just in the present, but by targeting youth, hopelessness becomes the cultural norm. The Qur’an asks “Which of [God’s] wonders would you deny?†(55:15, etc.), and for Hamas the answer is all. Children no longer see the blue sky and ask “why?†but say “I must die.â€
All of mankind has the spirit of God breathed into them (15:29). Why is Hamas so eager to extinguish that breath? Are they denying God in their lives? Mankind is the caretaker of this earth (2:30) to care for all of creation, including one another. Hamas is teaching the exact opposite of this. Their ideology offers care for no one. It does not offer care for the individual or the community. If Nahul died for lack of medical care, shouldn’t children be encouraged to become doctors? The character Saraa Barhoum doesn’t count because her only option other than being a doctor is to die.
The leaders of Hamas have been lauded as technocrats, but all they seem to have absorbed are pop culture references (I’m waiting for “Itchy and Scratchy†to appear in some iteration). What they haven’t done is to take concepts of social support structures that contribute to long-term growth and development of their people. They are also lacking in a consistent and meaningful understanding of Islam. It needs to be clear that Islamism is not Islam. Islam is an attempt to submit to God’s will, it is an engagement with the world, it is NOT a fatalistic “let us die†world-view. Hamas’ rise to power seems to have made them less aware of the future of their people. Their ideology of hate has become a hodge-podge of symbols that puts Mickey Mouse on the same level as God. I don’t know what it means that Monty Python’s killer rabbit was killed by the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch, a weapon of the “Crusaders.†I don’t know if Hamas has thought about it either.
Rabbits aren't kosher.
I'll put it on my trophy shelf. ;)
Your right, that rabbit’s confused. Eating Jews isn’t kosher either :)
Qur'an 2:61 "Humiliation and wretchedness were stamped on the Jews and they were visited with Allah's wrath."Qur'an 4:44 "Have you not considered those to whom a portion of the Book has been given? They traffic in error and desire that you should go astray. But Allah has full knowledge of your enemies. Of the Jews there are those who displace words from their (right) places, saying, 'We hear and we disobey' with a twist of their tongues they slander Faith.... Allah has cursed them for disbelief."
Qur'an 4:47 "O you People of the Book to whom the Scripture has been given, believe in what We have (now) revealed, confirming and verifying what was possessed by you, before We destroy your faces beyond all recognition, turning you on your backs, and curse you as We cursed the Sabbath-breakers, for the decision of Allah Must be executed."
Qur'an 4:160 "For the iniquity of the Jews We made unlawful for them certain (foods) in that they hindered many from Allah's Way, that they took usury, though they were forbidden, and that they devoured men's wealth on false pretenses, We have prepared for those among them who reject [Islamic] Faith a painful doom."
Qur'an 5:59 "Say: 'People of the Book! Do you disapprove of us for no other reason than that we believe in Allah, and the revelation that has come to us and that which came before?' Say: 'Shall I point out to you something much worse than this by the treatment it received from Allah? Those who incurred the curse of Allah and His wrath, those of whom He transformed into apes and swine."
Qur'an 2:64 "But you [Jews] went back on your word and were lost losers. So become apes, despised and hated. We made an example out of you."
Ishaq:240 "The Jews are a nation of liars.... The Jews are a treacherous, lying, and evil people."
Qur'an 33:26 "Allah made the Jews leave their homes by terrorizing them so that you killed some and made many captive. And He made you inherit their lands, their homes, and their wealth. He gave you a country you had not traversed before."
Ishaq:250 "The bestial transformation occurred when Allah turned Jews into apes, despised."
Qur'an 59:14 "The Jews are devoid of sense. There is a grievous punishment awaiting them. Satan tells them not to believe so they will end up in Hell."
Just a small sample of the hundreds of sura and thousands of hadith that show "This virulent anti-Semitism is not part of a general Islamic ethos".
Of course it is.
This sounds like something out of Borat.
I feel so ripped off.
I'm a contributor to MEMRI. I'm Jewish. Our family has rabbits.
We Jews are pretty sensitive to dehumanization and genocide, having been there ourselves a time or two. Therefore, Israel will surely not "nuke every man, woman, and child" anywhere.
And, I trust, if you carefully review your theology and values, you'll step back from that edge and recommend something slightly less severe.
Pretty sick, isn’t it?
Man, you can’t make this stuff up. The creators of gory cartoons like Ren & Stimpy, Itchy & Scratchy et al must be jealous.
It would be a serious problem if they chopped off your left hand, for then you would have no hand to wipe with. Maybe you could wrap a piece of cloth around your stump. If they chopped off your right hand it would be even worse, for then you would have no hand to touch the holy Qur’an with or to shake hands or to touch food or anything clean. I believe that for robbery or ambushing someone, the penalty is chopping off one hand and the opposite foot. That would definitely be a punishment you’d never forget. Adultery or murder of another Muslim? Off with your head. Of course, if you kill an infidel, or maybe your teenage daughter, that can be excused with technicalities.
...yet, and yet as I write there's 57 islamic countries in the UN trying to pass an international bill justifying and rationalizing sharia law, and intolerance to freedom of religion. Defamation of Religion
Help us Yshua, God help us all.
This is wrong on so many levels but I just cannot stop laughing at the insanity of the whole thing.
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