Man cuts off own head with chainsaw after flat is earmarked to be bulldozed by developers

Daily Mail Online - U.K. ^ | July 14, 2008 | Daily Mail Reporter

[Does so]

This chainsaw was the only Remington the Brits will let a citizen own.

[MHGinTN]

Moving is one of the recognized major stressors. Being forced to move has got to be even worse.

[Centurion2000]

The second worst pain was when tx_eggman and I were hunting in N. Oregon, and I dropped trou and squatted to do what a bear does in the woods... and my testicles tickled a fox trap that had been hidden there in the leaves...

And this is second worst? What did you do for an encore? Pour gas on your juevos and set them on fire?

[fieldmarshaldj]

My grandmother had lived in her particular house in Albuquerque for close to 30 years, but as she approached 90 and the fact that her neighborhood was becoming gangland (and she had been robbed), my aunt and uncle were quite concerned about her and as it appeared she was in early/intermediate stage of Alzheimer’s, they moved her (stridently against her wishes) into a senior home and she went downhill quite rapidly afterwards and died a few years later.

[Kramster]

---I’m wondering if he maybe placed it on a table while it was running, leaned over and let gravity do the rest.

Although gross --- I wondered the same thing?

[Gay State Conservative]

Geeze...I Slam is doing better in Europe than I thought.They got the infidels beheading themselves!

[Impy]

Murdered by eminent domain.

[BenLurkin]

Just D-—!

[elkfersupper]

I would never have expected to see this outside of Alabama.

[Slings and Arrows]

"Don't laugh, b*tch - you're next!"

[The SISU kid]

Don’t Panic!!!!!

[ovrtaxt]

HAHA

great visual! better than a Looney Tunes episode!

[Abathar]

I used a chainsaw on an elk once, long story, but it was a lot harder to cut through the meat than you think. I thought it would be easy, but in fact I could go much faster with a regular saw and knife. The blade gets filled with meat and it just stops cutting after the first inch or so, in real life it doesn’t work like the movies at all.

[dbwz]

The blade gets filled with meat and it just stops cutting after the first inch or so, in real life it doesn’t work like the movies at all.

Well, not much ever does work like the movies, but having watched a landscaping crew or two take down stands of small trees, it seemed feasible. Was your elk skinned?

[bmwcyle]

He didn’t wait for the Vogon Space Craft to come by?

[Abathar]

Nope, I needed it to be quartered to get it out of the woods. I swear when it was all done and said I could have used a sharp knife faster. though. I thought it would just go through like butter, but it kind of bounced off of the meat, and you really had to fight to get it to go through. I cut wood all the time, I could have cut a 24” tree 10 times over in the same amount of time to get through one leg of the thing.

[Lady Jag]

Is it fresh?

[dfwgator]

Not the time to lose one's head.
No.
That's not the way to get ahead in life.
No.
It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.
Hmm.
He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
Okay, that'll do.
Okay.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Didn’t they do this in Scarface?

[xJones]

The second worst pain was when tx_eggman and I were hunting in N. Oregon, and I dropped trou and squatted to do what a bear does in the woods... and my testicles tickled a fox trap that had been hidden there in the leaves...

I want to state that anyone that reads your post #32 should never comment on other FR threads about it in future. So you squatted bare bottomed on a fox trap, it could have happened to anyone, I'm sure......really.

So nutless, how are you doing these days.:)