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Man cuts off own head with chainsaw after flat is earmarked to be bulldozed by developers
Daily Mail Online - U.K. ^
| July 14, 2008
| Daily Mail Reporter
Posted on 07/14/2008 1:37:21 PM PDT by r_barton
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To: AU72
This guy was serious. He didn’t take his Homelite-ly.
41
posted on
07/14/2008 2:06:00 PM PDT
by
seowulf
To: saleman; tx_eggman
So, the worst pain in the world is?
When I ran out of chain!
42
posted on
07/14/2008 2:06:02 PM PDT
by
SpinnerWebb
(Islam ... If you can't join them, beat them.)
To: DocRock
43
posted on
07/14/2008 2:06:48 PM PDT
by
jagusafr
("Bugs, Mr. Rico! Zillions of 'em!" - Robert Heinlein)
To: SpinnerWebb
To: SpaceBar
45
posted on
07/14/2008 2:07:42 PM PDT
by
fieldmarshaldj
(~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
To: ValerieTexas
That’s right...I was trying to remember where I saw it at. Thanks was bugging me
46
posted on
07/14/2008 2:07:47 PM PDT
by
Domandred
(McCain's 'R' is a typo that has never been corrected)
To: SpinnerWebb
OW! OWOWOWOWOWOWWW!!!!!! Damn, now I’m gonna be cringing for an hour...
47
posted on
07/14/2008 2:08:37 PM PDT
by
jagusafr
("Bugs, Mr. Rico! Zillions of 'em!" - Robert Heinlein)
To: r_barton
I gotta say I’ve NEVER been that attached to any place I ever lived.
48
posted on
07/14/2008 2:11:52 PM PDT
by
Sue Perkick
(And I hope that what I've done here today doesn't force you to have a negative opinion of me....)
To: Hegemony Cricket
49
posted on
07/14/2008 2:14:24 PM PDT
by
Gondring
(I'll give up my right to die when hell freezes over my dead body!)
To: reagan_fanatic
Seriously. Got about an 8 week old kitten that tried to climb my leg. And I thought THAT was bad. LOL. Pretty sure I couldn’t have handled the chainsaw.
50
posted on
07/14/2008 2:15:48 PM PDT
by
Sue Perkick
(And I hope that what I've done here today doesn't force you to have a negative opinion of me....)
To: r_barton
Ackmed: “Now why didn’t WE think of that”.
51
posted on
07/14/2008 2:19:29 PM PDT
by
RetSignman
(DEMSM: "If you tell a big enough lie, frequently enough, it becomes the truth")
To: SpinnerWebb
When I ran out of chain! You could run, with your boys trapped in that steely embrace?
*Shudder*
52
posted on
07/14/2008 2:19:56 PM PDT
by
CarrotAndStick
(The articles posted by me needn't necessarily reflect my opinion.)
To: unkus
Rent the movie Andromeda (the 4 hour extended version). There is a scene in it where one of the townspeople who didn't die immediately used a chain saw to cut off his head.
Warning though, this version of the movie was a little boring.
To: edpc
"Holy Husqvarna!"But, Stihl...
54
posted on
07/14/2008 2:30:00 PM PDT
by
redhead
(B-I-NGO...B-I-NGO...)
To: Hegemony Cricket
Golly - what ever happened to merely laying down in the mud in front of the bulldozer until your strangely named best buddy persuaded you to join him for a pint? So wrong. This was my first thought.
To: Disciplinemisanthropy; saleman; SpinnerWebb
i call The second worst pain was when tx_eggman and I were hunting in N. Oregon, and I dropped trou and squatted to do what a bear does in the woods... and my testicles tickled a fox trap that had been hidden there in the leaves...
i call bullshitIgnore spinnerwebb ... if it's past noon he's already drunk
56
posted on
07/14/2008 2:33:47 PM PDT
by
tx_eggman
(Privatizing profits and socializing losses is no way to run an economy)
From Team America:
Gary Johnston: [(grim music)] Okay, a limousine that can fly. Now I have seen everything.
Spottswoode: Really? Have you seen a man eat its own head?
Gary Johnston: No!
Spottswoode: So, then you haven't seen everything. And neither have we.
57
posted on
07/14/2008 2:42:37 PM PDT
by
Leo Farnsworth
(I'm not really Leo Farnsworth...)
To: All
I hope we can get more liberals to imitate him
58
posted on
07/14/2008 2:44:21 PM PDT
by
Liberty2007
(Here's Dr. Savage's analysis on the POTUS race"The Afro-Leninist vs The Sarcophogus)
To: DocRock
Obama is looking to buy a saw to cut down some
trees in his backyard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about
various chainsaws.
The dealer tells him, “Look, I have a lot of models, but why
don’t you save yourself a lot of time and aggravation and get
the top-of- the-line model. This chainsaw will cut a hundred
cords of wood for you in one day.”
So, the man takes the chainsaw home and begins working on the
trees.After cutting for several hours and only cutting two
cords, he decides to quit. He thinks there is something wrong
with the chainsaw. “How can I cut for hours and only cut two
cords?” the man asks himself. “I will begin first thing in the
morning and cut all day,” the man tells himself.
So, the next morning the man gets up at 4 am in the morning and
cuts and cuts, and cuts till nightfall, and still he only
manages to cut five cords.
The man is convinced this is a bad saw. “The dealer told me it
would cut one hundred cords of wood in a day, no problem. I will
take this saw back to the dealer,” the man says to himself.
The very next day the man brings the saw back to the dealer and
explains the problem. The dealer, baffled by the man’s claim,
removes the chainsaw from the case. The dealer says, “Hmm, it
looks fine.”
Then the dealer starts the chainsaw, to which the man
responds, “What’s that noise?
59
posted on
07/14/2008 2:47:07 PM PDT
by
MeanWestTexan
(Kol Hakavod Mossad!)
To: r_barton
I’m not sure I would be able to stay Stihl!
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