Posted on 07/08/2008 5:02:25 PM PDT by Behind Liberal Lines
A special meeting about Dallas County traffic tickets turned tense and bizarre this afternoon.
County commissioners were discussing problems with the central collections office that is used to process traffic ticket payments and handle other paperwork normally done by the JP Courts.
Commissioner Kenneth Mayfield, who is white, said it seemed that central collections "has become a black hole" because paperwork reportedly has become lost in the office.
Commissioner John Wiley Price, who is black, interrupted him with a loud "Excuse me!" He then corrected his colleague, saying the office has become a "white hole."
That prompted Judge Thomas Jones, who is black, to demand an apology from Mayfield for his racially insensitive analogy.
Mayfield shot back that it was a figure of speech and a science term. A black hole, according to Webster's, is perhaps "the invisible remains of a collapsed star, with an intense gravitational field from which neither light nor matter can escape."
(Excerpt) Read more at cityhallblog.dallasnews.com ...
Hear ye, hear ye
This court is now in session His Honor, Judge Pigmeat Markham presidin’
Hear ye, hear ye, the court of swing It’s just about ready to do that thing I don’t want no tears,
I don’t want no lies Above all, I don’t want no alibis!
This Judge is hip, and that ain’t all, He’ll give you time if you’re big or small
All in line for this court is neat Peace brother, here comes the Judge Here comes the Judge!
Everybody knows that he is the judge! Everybody near or far!
I’m goin’ to Paris to stop this war. All those kids gotta listen to me,
Because I am the judge and you can plainly see I wanna big ‘round table when I get there.
I won’t sit down to one that’s square I wanna lay down the law to them that brought it!
I’ll bust some head because I am the judge He is the judge, he is the judge.
“Who’s there?”
“I is.”
“I is who?”
“ I is your next door neighbor Order in this courtroom! Order in this courtroom!”
“Judge, your Honorship, Hi sir.”
“Did I hear you say order in the court?”
“Yes.”
“I said order in the court!”
“Well, I’ll take two cans of beer, please.”
He is the judge, he is the judge!
Everybody knows that he is the judge!
No Mo
Black is Black... ...i want my baby back,
‘cause I - I - I - I - I, I’’m feeling blue.
Is blue OK?
Please don’t take blue away.
How about red?
Can’t with without redheads.
Don’t take away green,
That would be quite mean.
Don’t want to loose yellow -
ya know it makes me feel real mellow
(How many colors we got left? How am I going to rhyme puce, aqua, or mauve - never mind chartreuse.)
Blackjack - gone
Blackamore - gone
Blackbottom - gone
Blackey’s Bar - long gone an he was a white guy!
Blackhorse - gone
blackheart - gone
blackstrap - as in molasses - gone
blacktar- gone
Oh Andy, Andy!
What I gonna due? - long - long gone
Reminds me of when the BLACK Mayor of DC, used the word “niggardly” correctly and the stupids of this world thought that was a racist term!!! egads...we are lost.
Ann Coulter is the only one I seem to agree with 100% of the time. I didn’t vote for her because she wasn’t running.
Who do you agree with on 100% of the issues that is running?
black list
black book
black balled
in the black
what next??
Blackjack?
Close the casinos!
Owner? That implies posession. That’s racist! And all property is theft according to the anarchists.
"I have found that at Princeton, no matter how liberal and open-minded some of my white professors and classmates try to be toward me, I sometimes feel like a visitor on campus; as if I really don't belong. Regardless of the circumstances underwhich I interact with whites at Princeton, it often seems as if, to them, I will always be black first and a student second." - Michelle Obama
These people are dumber than a bag of hammers...
Try to squeek something racial out of that one...
Mugabe crisis ‘infecting’ Africa
[President Obama’s first foreign policy move — invade Zimbabwe!]
BBC News | 7/6/2008 | BBC
Posted on 07/06/2008 9:45:04 AM PDT by Nextrush
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2041486/posts
What brand of .44SPL do you carry? Got a Charter Arms Bulldog Pug myself, had a stainless but got rid of it (new CA 2000, wasn’t thrilled with the quality)
I’d give blood to see the video clip. I thought they said the press was there taping it?
S&W Model of 1950 Target 6 in.
Get the illiterate and idiotic “Judge” off the bench immediately.
I so want to be politically correct, but it is really hard to keep up with the rules. For example, I have never been able to figure out why “people of color” is politically correct but “colored people” is not.
Many years ago, Crayola renamed their “flesh” colored crayon to “peach” color. Now that the word “black” is no longer permitted in polite society, I wonder how they will rename “black” crayons?
I'm not going to rehash McLame’s ideals since it was done over 2 years ago and continues today. It's not his pro illegal immigration ideals that bother me. It's that plus his free speech issues, global warming issues, big government spending issues, etc.
I understand that you can't find someone to run that you agree with 100%, but come on, let's shoot for more than 50%.
You’ve seen nothing yet. Dallas County has gone totally black to that, and more is what you’ll be seeing. In the last year, since the arrival of Gary Fitzsimmons there’s been no less that 7 (maybe more) management positions available and all were filled by minorities. One each occasion someone internal got the job, but on the two positions that only white employees applied for they went outside the county to fill. I guarn-darn-t-ya that the whites of Dallas will have no representation within a five year period. Run, don’t walk to the nearest exit and let the John Wiley’s have Dallas, they’ve ruined the school system, the police force, the District Clerk, might as well have the rest of the city.
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