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Top Ten Reasons Obama Won't Release His Birth Certificate
ExurbanLeague.com ^ | June 9, 2008 | Exurban Jon

Posted on 06/09/2008 5:44:28 PM PDT by inkling

Here's an odd Obama controversy I hadn't yet heard about. Apparently, the Lamb of Chicago has not released his Hawaii birth certificate despite several media requests. Jim Geraghty thinks it would end several persistent rumors concerning his birth.

Although Geraghty makes some good points, Exurban League's research interns have uncovered several reasons Obama is keeping it under wraps.

Top Ten Reasons Obama Won't Release His Birth Certificate

10. Despite the claims of his supporters, it was not technically a virgin birth.

9. Full name is Ayatollah Mubarack Hussein Obama-Khomeni bin Laden.

8. Actual birth date would reveal he's a Virgo, and those people are %#&*@! CRAZY.

7. Accidentally shredded it while going through his Rezko mortgage records.

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: 2008; betterthanletterman; issues; obama; obamassiah
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1 posted on 06/09/2008 5:44:28 PM PDT by inkling
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To: inkling

He is a citizen of Kenya?


2 posted on 06/09/2008 5:48:24 PM PDT by Always Right (Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?)
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To: inkling

Sounds familliar!

3 posted on 06/09/2008 5:48:39 PM PDT by MarineBrat (My wife and I took an AIDS vaccination that the Church offers.)
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To: inkling

Re # 8.

We Vigoians, Virginians, whatever you want to call us: yes, weez %&U%$&*&&^^ CRAZY!


4 posted on 06/09/2008 5:52:13 PM PDT by period end of story (Goodness inside)
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To: inkling

Ha!


5 posted on 06/09/2008 5:52:26 PM PDT by El Sordo
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To: Always Right

Wouldn’t that be something if true....


6 posted on 06/09/2008 5:52:40 PM PDT by Dutch Boy
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To: inkling
Wouldn't it be mandatory to show your birth certificate to prove that you're a citizen of the US before you're allowed to become...er...PRESIDENT???

If it's because he's a bastard, that's no big deal: Billyblytheclinton is a bastard, and it didn't stop him.

7 posted on 06/09/2008 5:53:53 PM PDT by bannie (clintons CHEAT! It's their only weapon.; & Barry/Barack has two faces.)
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To: inkling

Scumbags like Obama always got something to hide.
He’s probably got “Muhammed” as one of his middle names.


8 posted on 06/09/2008 5:54:59 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: inkling
“9. Full name is Ayatollah Mubarack Hussein Obama-Khomeni bin Laden.”

Might not be too far from the truth.

9 posted on 06/09/2008 5:58:19 PM PDT by angelsonmyside (It's not the color of one's skin but the color of the heart)
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To: inkling

I like number 9.


10 posted on 06/09/2008 6:00:17 PM PDT by wastedyears (Like a bat outta Hell.)
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To: Dutch Boy

There are a lot of interesting possibilities. It is posible his mother was legally married to his father because he was already married, so his last name should be Dunham. Maybe he doesn’t want people to know his first name is really Barry and he adopted a Muslim name later.


11 posted on 06/09/2008 6:00:41 PM PDT by Always Right (Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?)
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To: inkling

Parents listed as islamic fundamentalist.


12 posted on 06/09/2008 6:03:04 PM PDT by WesternPacific (I am tired of voting for the lesser of two evils!)
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To: bannie

You would think at the very least documents such as his birth certificate would be required to be available for the public to see.
As far as being a bastard... it looks like that’s become the standard for the Dems when they choose a candidate.


13 posted on 06/09/2008 6:03:23 PM PDT by antceecee (where do from here Ollie?.)
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To: antceecee

aren’t county courthouse records public??


14 posted on 06/09/2008 6:06:28 PM PDT by elpadre (nation)
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To: antceecee

You certainly have to produce one to be able to volunteer to lay your life down for your nation in the military.

At the least, a Commander-in-Chief should have to share THAT.


15 posted on 06/09/2008 6:06:28 PM PDT by bannie (clintons CHEAT! It's their only weapon.; & Barry/Barack has two faces.)
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To: inkling
"8. Actual birth date would reveal he's a Virgo, and those people are %#&*@! CRAZY."

So THAT'S my problem!!! I never knew!!

16 posted on 06/09/2008 6:08:49 PM PDT by Wonder Warthog (The Hog of Steel-NRA)
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To: antceecee

Shouldn’t that be an easy thing to get a hold of? Here all you need is your name, date of birth, and the $$ for the copy.


17 posted on 06/09/2008 6:09:48 PM PDT by chris_bdba
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To: Always Right

http://www.blufftontoday.com/node/21633#comment-113653";

Wow, could this be true?

“Barack Obama is not legally a U.S. Natural-born citizen according to the law on the books at the time of his birth, which falls between “December 24, 1952 to November 13, 1986? . Presidential office requires a natural-born citizen if the child was not born to two U.S. Citizen parents”

Don’t know if I can post all of it but it is interesting reading.


18 posted on 06/09/2008 6:09:55 PM PDT by angelsonmyside (It's not the color of one's skin but the color of the heart)
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To: inkling

Do we know, unequivically, that he IS an American citizen. . .Or. . . is he even younger than the already ‘youngest’ candidate. . .


19 posted on 06/09/2008 6:10:00 PM PDT by cricket (Damn Political Correctness; before it irretrievably, damns us all. . .)
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To: elpadre

According to the article linked to this article here:
http://campaignspot.nationalreview.com/post/?q=ZTgxZmIwNTg0OWVhMWJkODNmZjI4ZjY4Mjg2OWRmNzI=

“Reporters have asked for it and been denied, and the state of Hawaii does not make such records public.”


20 posted on 06/09/2008 6:10:23 PM PDT by antceecee (where do from here Ollie?.)
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